Jay Leno reported that some guy in a Florida jail had several items, including a syringe with a needle, in his rectum. How does a guy prevent those items from migrating further up the colon? How does he keep it from getting sideways? Since "hiding" stuff up one's butt is no longer a secret what are cons doing these days? A common cliche for a task is that it is a "shit job". Just be glad you aren't the guy having to process new inmates.