Private messages - the good, the bad, and the ugly

[LaFemme]

So what do you get ladies? What are your peeves about PMs? What makes up a good PM - one that you will respond to? What’s a bad PM? And worst of all, what’s an ugly PM?

Quote if you must, but don’t reveal the sender’s name. Maybe we can up the quality of PMs. If not, at least we can share the pain of the LPSG woman inbox.

 

[LaFemme]

My favourite PMs come from other women on the site. I know that it’s going to contain something good! Either information I need to know, a supportive message, or some pic to brighten my day.

My second favourite PMs come from the men I interact with on the site. These are men with no sexual agenda with me, just to chat about something they noticed about a post, or to support me if they think I got beaten up in a thread. Once I had a two day conversation about Tiny Tim and his music, Ed Sullivan and old TV.

Those are good PMs.

 

[Enid]

I copied and pasted this one from a while back. This is bad, very bad. Don't send this, guys. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit even glancing at some of the text.

 

[LaFemme]

I copied and pasted this one from a while back. This is bad, very bad. Don't send this, guys. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit even glancing at some of the text.

Holy shit! That’s awful! And it just arrived out of nowhere? Like what the actual fuck?!

 

[LaFemme]

This one was titled “Anyone into gangbang”

Should go through both of your posts.....cause you wacko ladies could use a wake-up call.

I did it to [name redacted] and she hasn't been back in over a month
It was a wake-up call to her on how obnoxious she was posting.
The Truth hurts sometimes....I hope she's doing better.

And yet you still have the nerve to call others self-important..?
Get a fucking clue wacko lady.

I didn’t feel it needed a reply. First of all, I didn’t get it. Second....what?

 

[Enid]

Here's the text to the latest GAG ME WITH A SPOON message

I have a deep fetish for white pussy.. would you let me stuff my cock in your wet tight white pussy?

 

[LaFemme]

Under the ‘bad’ category, I have at least 500 PMs this year already that just say ‘hi’. A lonely little ‘hi’ in the subject line and nothing else. Truly brave ones might go on to ask, “how was your day?”

Why is this a bad PM? Because I get hundreds of them. I don’t know the person sending the message. Why should I tell you about my day? I. Don’t. Know. You.

I used to respond to these, but you know what naive little 2010 Femme found out? All these guys wanted the same thing. Sex chat. Either in pictures or words. Aha! Now I just don’t respond. I’m not a sex toy, fellas. I’m not sending you pics, not getting you off with stories.

 

[Enid]

And to offset the couple of bad ones I just posted, here's a nice short recent one.

You seem to tick a lot of the prerequisite boxes on my good human checklist.

 

[LaFemme]

Here's the text to the latest GAG ME WITH A SPOON message

I have a deep fetish for white pussy.. would you let me stuff my cock in your wet tight white pussy?

That’s really ugly.

 

[Enid]

Since I put 2 ugly ones and 1 good one, here is 1 other good random one I thought was kinda sweet and short and a nicer way to just say "hi" or "wanna chat" or "let's trade pics"


saw your pics and wondered...is cat-juggling a crime? I’m joking of course...actually, you look like someone I know so I did a double-take. But...you’re obviously not her.

 

[LaFemme]

Another bad way to introduce yourself.

Titled: Preseminal fluids

Content: what are your thoughts?

My thoughts? If I had any thoughts on it, I would have posted in the forums. Not doing an essay for your whack off needs.

 

[LaFemme]

Since I put 2 ugly ones and 1 good one, here is 1 other good random one I thought was kinda sweet and short and a nicer way to just say "hi" or "wanna chat" or "let's trade pics"


saw your pics and wondered...is cat-juggling a crime? I’m joking of course...actually, you look like someone I know so I did a double-take. But...you’re obviously not her.

That’s a good one! I’d respond.

 

[Enid]

I guess what I dislike most is the messages that start off straight-up sexual and it's not just a subtle slip into sexual talk......it's like a cannonball or gallop into THEIR fantasies and desires and wants. I feel like they are treating me as a free camgirl or some such.

The good ones appeal to my intellect, or make a fun joke, maybe give a respectful compliment. Especially kudos to ones who went back through my posts to say something of interest that isn't unrefined.

 

[LaFemme]

I fell for responding to this person, even though it broke one of my rules - the suck up. Guy starts conversation by admiring posting habits or other intellectual ideas. However, it was too general, not specific enough. What post? What exactly did you like about what I said?

Anyway, apparently I didn’t pick up on his sarcasm (that was twice in one week I had been accused of that crime. But let me note - sarcasm doesn’t translate well online, especially when it is from someone you don’t know.), didn’t respond promptly to his message, so I got this:

A liberal feminist without a sense of humour. Deja vu. And I state that as a socialist, not a conservative fucktard.

I guess feminist was supposed to be an insult. Or lack of humour? Apparently he’s been brought down by the liberal humourless feminist many times before. If only we knew how to laugh.

 

[MickeyLee]

*grumblegrowl* some of these assbutts need an up close and personal with Lucille.

ETA: I live in the golden glow of PMs.

The PMs I get from dudes are usually about something I've posted. I've been asked about some of the slang I use. I've been told I give good posts. Sometimes the PM is just chatting about common interests.

A combination of username, posting style, sexual orientation percentages and general grumpiness
keeps all but the most inept dudes from trying to perv me.

I haven't got any icky PMs since my first couple of years here. I've been around long enough to be the wallpaper on LPSG.

 

[LaFemme]

I guess what I dislike most is the messages that start off straight-up sexual and it's not just a subtle slip into sexual talk......it's like a cannonball or gallop into THEIR fantasies and desires and wants. I feel like they are treating me as a free camgirl or some such.

The good ones appeal to my intellect, or make a fun joke, maybe give a respectful compliment. Especially kudos to ones who went back through my posts to say something of interest that isn't unrefined.

Exactly. Something funny. Start a conversation about something specific.

This whole free cam girl thing is ridiculous. “Well, what did you expect? You’re on a large penis site?” Omg. If I had a dollar...It still doesn’t mean any woman owes a man a jack off because she’s a member here. I don’t remember that being in the terms.

 

[MickeyLee]

The entitlement to sexual attention/labor from random women on a website is deeply disturbing. The expectation that we are here to provide free sex work just by our association with the site offends the fuck out of me.

This is why I kinda wanna whack-a-mole the fuck out 70% of the opposite sex

I can deal with the bullshit. That the womangs I care about are being confronted with sexually inappropriate aggression makes me furious. Just OMFGLOB!!! FUCK OFF AND DIE, SKEEZEBALLS!

 

[693987]

When I had the photo up showing my legs and arms/hand snuggled up with Rem's legs and arms/hand some idiot sent me a message about how hot it is to see white women with black men. Ew, exotification for one. And I'm not white (nothing wrong with being white, but I'm fucking not)...

 

[LaFemme]

When I had the photo up showing my legs and arms/hand snuggled up with Rem's legs and arms/hand some idiot sent me a message about how hot it is to see white women with black men. Ew, exotification for one. And I'm not white (nothing wrong with being white, but I'm fucking not)...

Urk. I hate those racist messages. I’ve gotten a few over the years. And like you - I’m not white, either.

I’ve gotten PMs telling me how hot it would be to fuck a white woman. Well don’t tell me your problems, dude. Couldn’t help you even if I were so inclined.

 

[MickeyLee]

I don't understand the white girl thing.

I mean, 53% of white women voted for Donald Trump in the last election. They seem to be doing a good enough job of fucking themselves. They really don't' need randos volunteering to help.