*Clap* Yup. This is the reason I haven’t opened my pm box since 2015. Getting a laugh out this thread thoUnder the ‘bad’ category, I have at least 500 PMs this year already that just say ‘hi’. A lonely little ‘hi’ in the subject line and nothing else. Truly brave ones might go on to ask, “how was your day?”
Why is this a bad PM? Because I get hundreds of them. I don’t know the person sending the message. Why should I tell you about my day? I. Don’t. Know. You.
I used to respond to these, but you know what naive little 2010 Femme found out? All these guys wanted the same thing. Sex chat. Either in pictures or words. Aha! Now I just don’t respond. I’m not a sex toy, fellas. I’m not sending you pics, not getting you off with stories.
View attachment 1264070 Message I got earlier today, unbelievable.
He replied asking me to hurry and reply. I messaged him back saying he was insane.Lol use you and include you in the end when we’re done..... that’s a real classy guy to run like hell from!!
Report him and the message to the mods. He should be banned for that behaviour.View attachment 1264070 Message I got earlier today, unbelievable.
Report him and the message to the mods. He should be banned for that behaviour.
I reported the message and ignored himReport him and the message to the mods. He should be banned for that behaviour.
Wow....This guy began messaging me once and told me that he liked to be talked to like he was a turkey. He was hoping that we could enjoy a phone call during which I would follow some instructions he proffered in his first and only DM. Some of the instructions (as beat as I can recall) were:
1. He wanted to be baked at exactly 375 degrees Fahrenheit, and NOT in a Celsius oven
2. He needed to be told what a good turkey he was constantly
3. He wanted me to describe in as much detail as possible how I was going to be checking in on him as he baked, watching his skin cook to a nice golden brown as I would be basting him regularly with a large, butter dipped brush
4. He said the phone call would need to end right before I ate him but that he would like to hear me ‘sharpening knives’ in the background before I hung up as this helped his masturbatory process
I had to give him points for creativity.
Some guys don’t even try
I’m sorry, but this is hilarious! Haha!This guy began messaging me once and told me that he liked to be talked to like he was a turkey. He was hoping that we could enjoy a phone call during which I would follow some instructions he proffered in his first and only DM. Some of the instructions (as beat as I can recall) were:
1. He wanted to be baked at exactly 375 degrees Fahrenheit, and NOT in a Celsius oven
2. He needed to be told what a good turkey he was constantly
3. He wanted me to describe in as much detail as possible how I was going to be checking in on him as he baked, watching his skin cook to a nice golden brown as I would be basting him regularly with a large, butter dipped brush
4. He said the phone call would need to end right before I ate him but that he would like to hear me ‘sharpening knives’ in the background before I hung up as this helped his masturbatory process
I had to give him points for creativity.
Some guys don’t even try
This guy began messaging me once and told me that he liked to be talked to like he was a turkey. He was hoping that we could enjoy a phone call during which I would follow some instructions he proffered in his first and only DM. Some of the instructions (as beat as I can recall) were:
1. He wanted to be baked at exactly 375 degrees Fahrenheit, and NOT in a Celsius oven
2. He needed to be told what a good turkey he was constantly
3. He wanted me to describe in as much detail as possible how I was going to be checking in on him as he baked, watching his skin cook to a nice golden brown as I would be basting him regularly with a large, butter dipped brush
4. He said the phone call would need to end right before I ate him but that he would like to hear me ‘sharpening knives’ in the background before I hung up as this helped his masturbatory process
I had to give him points for creativity.
Some guys don’t even try