The hands-down number one PM I've gotten on every sex-related forum I've ever been on is...
"What R U wearing?"
(Alternative spellings of "Wat R U wearing?" or "What R U waring?"
I have no idea why I get that specifically. I don't post photos of myself in a Devil Wears Prada wardrobe (or nothing at all) or discuss clothing ad nauseam. A word to the wise...I am unlikely to be enthralled by conversation with anyone who's either too stupid or too lazy to spell common three-letter words.
Sheesh.
And then there's "Do U wanna know what I'm wearing/doing/sucking?"
Err, no, not at all.