Ok. I am sick of getting private messages like "OMG ARE YOU REALLY THAT BIG CAN I HAVE A PICTURE PLEASE!" Just so everyone know I do not post pictures because 1 I don't have a camera. 2 I am to busy to take pictures, and 3 I don't want my schlong online for other people to steal and say is theres. Yes I am really 13.5" long. Naturally. 9" soft for all that care. I don't care if you don't believe me, because I am content with my size, and I know what I have, and how it pleases the ladies.