Anyone else got this email? The following document has been compiled from information gathered over the last half decade by a band of women - ATP groupies - who have made it there business to seduce, suck and fuck the brains out of the world's most famous tennis players. If you are interested in tennis or tennis players this may be a worthwhile guide to hooking up with them, otherwise it is still good fun. Enjoy, M. Agassi, Andre Neurotic. Has never gotten into groupies because he finds them dirty. Found one girl who said she fucked him in the early nineties and he used two rubbers. Average lay with a really small dick (one locker room attendant reports they could barely see it for all the hair). Rarely showers at tournaments anymore. Moody. Some reports of his friendliness, others that his on court classiness is all an act. Ancic, Mario Whore. Probably been through the most groupies of any guy on tour. Average cock (about 6 inch), but makes the most of it. Not afraid to lick cunt. Will go bareback. Blake, James One of the most beautiful men on tour has a suprisingly small dick (about 5 inch erect) and is nothing to write home about in the sack. Clement, Arnaud Petite Frenchman packs a big dick at 7 inches and knows how to use it. Always uses condoms. Corretja, Alex Mr Nice Guy, surprisingly wild in bed. Loves to give anal and into threesomes, including with fellow Spaniards. One groupie reports being the meat in a Corretja-Moya Sandwich. Well hung at 7 inches and the thickest Ive seen. Likes to go bareback. Coria, Guillermo Prickly little customer who has few friends on tour. Loyal to his wife Carla. Likes to keep himself hairless (including downstairs). Small dick. Dent, Taylor Loud mouth. Average endowment and ability. Enqvist, Thomas Slut. Average cock, average lay. Federer, Roger Super nice guy on an off the court, though can appear aloof at times. Super committed to girlfriend, Miroslava. Would be a huge scalp for any groupie, but seems groupie proof. Word from the locker room; small (even shriveled by some reports), uncut dick, unmaintained bush. A shame. Ferrer, David Dud lay. Ferrero, Juan Carlos Horny as hell with a taste for groupies. Nice uncut 7 inch dick (though not very thick) and a real latino lover with heaps of stamina. Long term girlfriend Patricia has to keep him on a tight leash to keep him from straying. Otherwise quite a nice guy. Practices safe sex. Gasquet, Richard Nadals contemporary, and one groupie who has had the company of both insists that the Frenchman has a distinct edge in the sack. Obsessed with blowjobs. Gaudio, Gaston Slut. Mild mannered but horny as hell. Very well hung, about 8 inch, uncut and fat. Excellent in the sack. Loves doing it doggie style. Will go bareback, but happy to wear a rubber if you ask. Ginepri, Robby Minnie Drivers former squeeze, whose average endowment hasnt stopped him making his way trough a fair share of ladies. Only an average lay and fairly unadventurous. Gonzalez, Fernando A good solid fuck. Grosjean, Sebastien Happily married with children. Buzz from the locker room says that his wife is no size queen small cock. Haas, Tommy Horndog. Pretty boy. Arrogant at times. Uses his 6 inches to advantage but can be selfish. Practices safe sex. Henman, Tim Nice guy, if moody at times. Small dick, but happily married so no worry to us. Hewitt, Lleyton Massively endowed. Long, thick and cut. A 6-7 inch flaccid cock grows to 9-10 inch when hard. His size is well-known to other pros, one telling a groupie that Lleyton is easily the biggest on tour. Despite being a complete prick on court, generally a nice guy off it, and even a little shy. Moved from one high profile romance to the next and cant find a groupie who has slept with him. Pity. Hrbaty, Dominik Suprisingly good in bed. No Mr Big but gives everything hes got. Johansson, Joachim One of the biggest cocks on tour at 8 inches.. Likes it hard and fast but can struggle with stamina. Been banging Lleyton Hewitts little sister and not very promiscuous. Johansson, Thomas Well hung (bout 7 inch hard), straight talking Swede. Conventional, but gets the job done. Very faithful to his long term partner. Kiefer, Nicolas Hewitts rival as the biggest man on tour. Estimated at a whopping 9 inch erect. An exhibitionist who was once picked up urinating in public after a night out. Horndog. Likes it rough and while he is good at what he does is something of a one trick pony. Wont give head and insists that his conquests swallow his cum. Lapentti, Nicolas Fat 8 inch wad, but a dud lay who thinks his cock will do it all for him. Likes it bareback. Malisse, Xavier Jen Capriatis ex-lover is competent in the sack. Likes to be ridden on top. Average cock. Moya, Carlos Whore. Poorly hung (wouldnt get beyond 5 inches erect) but an excellent fuck by all accounts. Proving that size doesnt matter. Will go bareback if you let him. Nadal, Rafael Generally pleasant, but has an arrogant streak. Using his muscular physique and new found fame to add as many notches as possible to his belt (and what hot blooded 19yo wouldnt?). Only averagely endowed (around 6 inch) and despite his stamina on court has a bad habit of coming too quickly off it. Will ask to go bareback. Philippoussis, Mark Total Slut. Any hole will do. Average 6 inch cock and has admitted to being envious of compatriot Hewitts endowment. He is good in the sack though; surprisingly unselfish. Rafter, Patrick Surprisingly a dud. Less than a 5 inch dick and has few moves. Premature ejaculator. Obsessive condom user. Robredo, Tommy Boringly conventional in the sack. Only an average dick. Roddick, Andy Despite his horndog aura, is quite picky about his women and doesnt buy big into groupies. Those who have had the experience have said that although he is only modestly endowed (between 5-6 inch hard) is explosive in the sack with stamina to burn. One groupie said he gave it to her four times in one night. Can be a little selfish. Loves getting head, but very reluctant to give it. Uses a condom everytime. Safin, Marat Horndog. Will fuck anything in a skirt, including groupies. While his dick is above average (about 7 inch hard), its his willingness to try anything that makes him a beast in bed. Loves giving it to a girl up the back passage and gives great head. One groupie reports having a threesome with Safin and another Russian sports star. Likes to give facials after receiving blow jobs. Endless stamina. Suprisingly vigilant in practicing safe sex. Spadea, Vincent Sleazy slut who uses his pro status to lure chicks completely out of his league (and is often rejected). Adequately endowed (6 inches) and ok in the sack. Youzhny, Mikhail A b-grade Safin. 7 inch cock. Skirt Chaser. Wild in the sack.