Problem I've Been Having...

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Yavin, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. Yavin

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    I wondered if this forum of high standards filled, could help me with a little problem I've been having, you see my penis is so big my girlfriend was using it as a sofa last night.

    Its gotten so big recently planets are falling into it, I woundered if perhaps you could tell me what's happening.

    If anyone else is having this same problem please do reply, im sure that together we can create reliable medical advice on how to conduct ourselfs in such situations.

    Yavin.
     
  2. lucky8

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    You Suck
     
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  4. B_ScaredLittleBoy

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    Don't take it out on the board cos you've got a cocktail sausage in your undies, Yavin. At least your smart though...right?

    Yes, because only a smart person would post the posts and knit the threads that you do, Yavin!
     
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    More like required leave of absence from the school is my guess.
     
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    I'd say U should apply for a job with NASA (National Aeronautics & Space Administration) Program...because U R way out there!:biggrin1:
     
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    Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection.
    There were no survivors.
     
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    I have to throw mine up over my shoulder when I mow the grass so I don't get it caught and bend the blade.
     
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    :lmao::lmao::lmao:
     
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    LMAO:biggrin1:
     
  11. Yavin

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    You excite the mind, you tease a mans principles, you try, and you do... you send a man to the very edge, but still he does not turn his head, because he knows, ohh he knows... a man chooses, and a slave obeys!

    He was Right

    A MAN CHOOSES!... A SLAVE OBEYS!!!
     
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    I think you're talking out of uranus:cool:
     
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  14. Hugh G. Rection

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    I'm having the same problem except your mom.
     
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