Problem with the list of LPSG moderators?

[rawbone8]

This macabre concern for missing mods is rich, coming from you, alex8...

(author of the ritualistic and vengeful hilarity wrought upon a thinly veiled mod squad from an earlier era — dispatched/smitten to death with DuoMaxwell Silverhammer's 16 inch avenger.)

http://www.lpsg.org/34674-omfg-sixteen-inch-avenger-omfg.html

 

[Drifterwood]

"Moderation becomes you Dahling".

Fortunately, no one has ever said that to me.

My favourite colour is green, no blue.........

 

[HazelGod]

My favourite colour is green, no blue.........

Wait, I thought it was blue? No, yellow! AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[D_alex8]

This macabre concern for missing mods is rich, coming from you, alex8...

It's a wild guess on my part, but I almost suspect that this thread could be construed as satire. Does nobody look at the thread tags around here? Namely:

assassinations, conspiracy theories, i killed kenny, plague

C'mon, seriously?

The late Sir Peter Ustinov opined that "comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."

I'm working on the opposed theory that "being serious is simply an unfunny way of being comedic."

Thus far, it's proving to be a complete success. :wink:

 

[Xcuze]

The late Sir Peter Ustinov opined that "comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."

Oh Alex, you fool.

It was Posh Spice who said that, not Sir Peter!

I know my Posh quotes. :wink:

Now come here & let me fuck your brains...

 

[HazelGod]

Does nobody look at the thread tags around here? Namely:

assassinations, conspiracy theories, i killed kenny, plague

I wasn't even aware such a facility existed here. I suppose this is one of the "improvements" that was rolled out a while back when the mentality of this place went free-falling into myspace hell...

That said, what's the point of having the tags shown at the bottom of the thread, below everyone's posts? Wouldn't it make more sense to have them show up on the thread list view below the title? And again, below the title in the view of the thread itself? Sorta defeats the purpose to have signposts at your destination, no?

 

[D_alex8]

That said, what's the point of having the tags shown at the bottom of the thread, below everyone's posts?

Apparently, everybody at LPSG loves a bottom, and there were too many tops around already.

*too weak a joke to post, but hits the "submit reply" button anyway*

 

[rawbone8]

It's a wild guess on my part, but I almost suspect that this thread could be construed as satire. Does nobody look at the thread tags around here? Namely:

assassinations, conspiracy theories, i killed kenny, plague

C'mon, seriously?

The late Sir Peter Ustinov opined that "comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."

I'm working on the opposed theory that "being serious is simply an unfunny way of being comedic."

Thus far, it's proving to be a complete success. :wink:

I thought the thread needed some comedy, so I linked to your masturba...fiction thread. Does that strike you as a serious response?

 

[D_alex8]

I thought the thread needed some comedy, so I linked to your masturba...fiction thread. Does that strike you as a serious response?

It certainly caused my jaw to hit the desk, and as such may line you up for some kind of uncomedy award. Or at the very least a hefty bill for my medical expenses.

 

[rawbone8]

It certainly caused my jaw to hit the desk, and as such may line you up for some kind of uncomedy award. Or at the very least a hefty bill for my medical expenses.

Pix or it didn't happen. :tongue:

 

[D_alex8]

Pix or it didn't happen. :tongue:

Time to get yourself a good lawyer.

Looks more like it escaped from one of the sp00ge-laden galleries of LPSG, actually.

 

[rawbone8]

Time to get yourself a good lawyer.

Looks more like it escaped from one of the sp00ge-laden galleries of LPSG, actually.

Looks to me like marinated schadenfruede cookies. Mmmmm. :tongue:

 

[rawbone8]

Time to get yourself a good lawyer.

Looks more like it escaped from one of the sp00ge-laden galleries of LPSG, actually.

If you are right about the gallery splooge, then it means Faceking has advanced to baking and ejaculating cookies with his nutsac!

Talk about putting the arrrgg! in arginine.

 

[Bbucko]

If there were any more Emoticons of Immunity (TM) in this thread, it would look like a yearbook.

 

[jeff black]

Mr. Rubi killed Mrs. Gillette in the dark hall of the moderator forum, with a Starbucks mug.

Really? I thought Rubi killed Gillette with a Pecker.

 

[ZOS23xy]

I was asked to be a moderator. I was told I was rather fair minded and played no favorites. I declined because I don't know how much time it would consume. And a few people I do have issues with.

Should I reconsider? Won't be about every day, dunno if I need training...

 

[simcha]

I was asked to be a moderator. I was told I was rather fair minded and played no favorites. I declined because I don't know how much time it would consume. And a few people I do have issues with.

Should I reconsider? Won't be about every day, dunno if I need training...

Are you willing to go through with the ritual? If not, don't bother applying.:biggrin1::tongue:

 

[Randll86]

I don't do well with moderation

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Mr. Rubi killed Mrs. Gillette in the dark hall of the moderator forum, with a Starbucks mug.

Really? I thought Rubi killed Gillette with a Pecker.

See, none of you ever get anything straight. I get at least one thing straight.
Or have. In my time.

Apparently, everybody at LPSG loves a bottom.

No one disputes your popularity, Alex.
You might take the teeth out, though.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Has Gillette left LPSG or is just not being a moderator ?