Problem With Toilets

[jharts]

Hey I know I'm not the first one on this board to talk about this, but here goes...

Ummm, I've got a big dick and when I take a dump I have to watch out to make sure my head doesn't touch the water in the toilet. I usually only take dumps at home where I'm used to sitting in a certain way not to have the problem. .. but i was out of town at a hotel and forgot.... ughh.. it's just a nasty feeling..

this is a large penis support group... so what do you guys do about this problem. Its kinda hard to hold your dick while having a bowel movement. And no i'm not trying to humble brag about being large.. it's just disgusting and I forgot about this issue .

 

[HOU_HEADHUNTER]

Hey I know I'm not the first one on this board to talk about this, but here goes...

Ummm, I've got a big dick and when I take a dump I have to watch out to make sure my head doesn't touch the water in the toilet. I usually only take dumps at home where I'm used to sitting in a certain way not to have the problem. .. but i was out of town at a hotel and forgot.... ughh.. it's just a nasty feeling..

this is a large penis support group... so what do you guys do about this problem. Its kinda hard to hold your dick while having a bowel movement. And no i'm not trying to humble brag about being large.. it's just disgusting and I forgot about this issue .

It's a valid concern. I don't have this issue but I've heard quite a few guys talk about this. When it comes to public restrooms I'd alter many things in how I relieve myself just to avoid touching as many things as possible. If you have to have a bowel movement then it might be good to start practicing hoovering above the toilet instead of sitting directly on the seat. I think this is something that a lot of women do also because they don't have the luxury of standing to piss. Men on the other hand only have to consider sitting on a toilet when they might have to do the number 2. If you hoover then you can create distance between your long hanging penis and the water inside the toilet bowl.

 

[jharts]

It's a valid concern. I don't have this issue but I've heard quite a few guys talk about this. When it comes to public restrooms I'd alter many things in how I relieve myself just to avoid touching as many things as possible. If you have to have a bowel movement then it might be good to start practicing hoovering above the toilet instead of sitting directly on the seat. I think this is something that a lot of women do also because they don't have the luxury of standing to piss. Men on the other hand only have to consider sitting on a toilet when they might have to do the number 2. If you hoover then you can create distance between your long hanging penis and the water inside the toilet bowl.

I asked the plumbing guy at Lowes. He said get a different toilet seat - one of those thicker softer ones - that should solve the problem... won't help when I leave home

 

[brinzaulsschwul]

What about flopping your cock over the seat so it's not hanging in the water but resting on the seat? you could put some paper down so it does not touch the seat and move your cock into the bowl area to pee and then put him back

 

[orly6666]

Besides a way thicker toilet seat or different design of bowl I don't see a solution. That doesn't help in public toilets...
Nice problem to have, I'll trade you cocks

 

[jharts]

Besides a way thicker toilet seat or different design of bowl I don't see a solution. That doesn't help in public toilets...
Nice problem to have, I'll trade you cocks

you wouldn't say that if your dick touched a turd floating in a bowl of piss...!

 

[jharts]

What about flopping your cock over the seat so it's not hanging in the water but resting on the seat? you could put some paper down so it does not touch the seat and move your cock into the bowl area to pee and then put him back

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i've done this once or twice.. not the worst solution.

 

[Uniballer]

I have this issue as well. I get UTI’s when my junk goes swimming.
If I am going to be out and know I am likely to sit down, I pee seated at friends homes, my metal gives me piss poor aim, I wear a cock ring usually metal but I have carried a rubber one in my pocket.
I find if I am going to be out and be around folks who don’t know me a large bulge is uncomfortable for them, that is when I put the rubber ring on as needed. The steel ring is nice, keeps stuff out of the legs of my jeans and my wife has been known to rub it for good luck.

 

[deleted814719]

I've never had a problem with my cock flopping into the toilet water but I have had instances when my very loose balls touched the water. Apparently, the toilet seat was very, very low.

 

[cyrushkcurtis]

I've never had a problem with my cock flopping into the toilet water but I have had instances when my very loose balls touched the water. Apparently, the toilet seat was very, very low.

Me, too.

 

[Bernd]

It s only a problem in some toilets and it would be easy to take care and hold the dick a bit up. But you forget it and then....Ihhhhh it happens.

 

[deleted471661]

Here in Germany, I don't have that problem. When I was in Florida for the first time and I sat down relaxed on the bowl in the hotel, my glans also hung in the water. Was not so bad, because in the hotel everything was tiptop clean. I looked to see why that was so. In the U.S., the water level in the bowl is much higher than in Germany. I've always made sure in other places that this doesn't happen to me again. Just hold the cock up a little bit when you sit down.

 

[WadWorshipper]

At home, I have toilets where the water level is lower and the shape of the bowl and the seat are "elongated". When out, I hold my dick up if I've checked the water level and it looks like a risk he may go swimming....

 

[evolution]

You learn which toilets to avoid.
An option is to pull up the skin above your penis, right at the end of the penis.
Basically you pull your belly which pulls the skin on top of your penis & that keeps it from hanging fully. Keeps it in the toilet for peeing but out of the water.
Better option is to know which toilets to avoid, but not always an option.
The more accidents you have, the better you'll remember to check first.

 

[StuJr]

So apparently you all have very long dicks while flaccid if this is happening often. I’m not that big but I do remember it happening once or twice to me. All depends on the design of the particular toilet.

What I deal with more often is the round seat toilets where my junk touches the front of the seat. Kinda gross in a public setting too.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

The solution is simple. Less water in the bowl.

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And since this is not the first time this braggadocio claim has garnered a thread here, let me also add:

 

[NY2NY]

You can keep your legs closer together and just rest your stuff on your thighs.

I don't know how it is for most guys, but I have thicker legs so when I sit down my thighs touch together and my ballsack rests on top, and there's no chance my dick could fall through my legs.

Easy way to avoid sitting on toilet seats is just to put toilet paper on the seat.

For peeing (some cultures it's common for guys to sit to piss) I guess you'd have to hold it while pointing it down.

 

[silverbaddog]

I got a “booster” that raises the toilet seat a few inches above the bowl. Made for people with back problems so they aren’t sitting so low. Keeps my dick nicely out of the water. If anyone asks, you can tell the truth or lie that you have a bad back.

 

[MrTMT]

This topic did crossed my mind recently, since I started going to the Korean spa. I've noticed roughly 30% of guys that were there were well endowed and cocks are hanging low. I'm not well endowed, but always wonder how guys with long hanging placid cocks handle themselves when using the toilet when "nature calls". The replies from this thread provided the answers.

One guy I noticed at the spa last week has regular size cock, but has extremely low hanging balls. I would say his balls are hang about 4-5" (this is not exaggerate) below the base of his cock. Each time he walked around naked, they were really dangling. I would bet he'll need to do something if he's to seat on a regular toilet.

 

[TouchMeHere]

Keep a condom in your pocket. Before you sit to dump put the condom on your dick in the normal way. If you dick hits the water it's covered. Peel off the wet condom when you dump is finished. Voila... clean dick.

Or, keep a roll of duct tape in your pocket. Duct tape weener to your thigh Before sitting down to dump. Voila...weener can't drop down into water for a dirty swim.

Or, keep some small clear plastic garbage bags in your pocket. Put entire dick and balls in said garbage bag before sitting down to dump and seal closed with a rubber band. Voila... entire weener, nut sack, wallet, cell phone, car keys, anything else you have kept high and dry for duration of the dump.

Or, carry a folded plastic tarpaulin with you at all times. Cut small hole in center of tarpaulin similar in size to a normal butt hole. Stretch tarpaulin over entire toilet seat and all. Voila...Drop turd through center hole with dick, balls, butt, legs, never touching any foreign object other than clean tarpaulin.

Use remaining duct tape to attach condom, plastic bag, rubber bands and tarpaulin to the wall of toilet stall for your next visit.

Hope I have been of assistance.