Problematic Erection Angle

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So this might be a weird one, but:

I have had a straight-up erection since I can remember. Perhaps it's the way I wore it when I was growing. My dick points straight up when even slightly hard, and touches my chest while standing. Might sound cool, but I can't really get it below a 90 degree (straight out) angle at all. This is a problem as you could imagine for sex and other things.

Any other guys have an erection angle like this?
Had any problems?
Anybody got ideas for stretching my angle so I can get it down further?

Thanks guys.
 

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Not to worry bobbie, as you age your penis will sag like everything else:ugh:.

It sounds like the suspensory ligament, which attaches the penis to the base of the pubis, is fairly short. Try stretching your penis out away from the body. You'll want to naturally tug it back in but try to fight that urge and relax the muscle. Over time it may help. In the scheme of things, however, why get rid of it? Most people see a penis at that angle and consider it a very strong erection. Count it as an asset.
 

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^ I agree whole-heartedly.

The only 3 sexual problems that I can think of off the top of my head are: not being able to "pile-drive" your partner, not being able to receive fellatio while standing up if your partner is sitting on the floor and not being able to receive fellatio from behind i.e. you on all fours and your partner sucking your dick from behind you through your legs.

Besides looking at your pictures, I'm sure people would be too fascinated by other parts of your anatomy to truly care about your erection's angle :biggrin1:
 

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well how did that happen to your rimmer? maby you could help bobbie

Oh and i know this may seem like a really extreem option but you could get the weights that they use post penis lengthening surgery, they go in and cut some or all of the suspension ligament ,that in your case is causing you problem, and post op attach weights to the penis and let it hang so to speak. its extreem but if it bothers you that much???
 

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I have had a straight-up erection since I can remember...My dick points straight up when even slightly hard, and touches my chest while standing. Might sound cool, but I can't really get it below a 90 degree (straight out) angle at all.

My cock is the same way, and I've never really had many problems with it. (Erections are always obvious -- this can be a problem, or an asset, but there's no hiding it. It was almost impossible to find a position that worked for blowjobs in cars -- or standing -- in high school...) But for every other sexual act, my sex partners and I have adapted, or decided I didn't really want to do that anyway. (Having my cock pulled backwards across my balls to be sucked was one of those things I figured out I could just as well skip...)

I'd be happy with the cock you've got. Mine has served me well.