With what vegetable(s) or fruit(s) have you...ahem...had experiences? Please list the item and the experience. We'll get into household sodomy later.
alex8 said:The obvious (sodomising) ones... zucchinis, cucumbers, and carrots. Although the first two looked more phallic, it was actually the carrots that were most pleasing, partly because they taper, which lets you insert them much more easily, and also because they are that bit firmer, giving a more intense feeling of their presence within. But this was years ago, when I was still busy improvising with whatever vaguely-insertable objects I found around the house. :smile:
Sorcerer said:Oh yeah, carrots were fun too back in the day...
RideRocket said:Ok, I had to laugh because even though I consider my rear end exit only, if you want to put things in there, then to each his own. But your comment (and Alex's) about the carrots made me crack up.
It was like, "Oh you use carrots? Hmmmph - amateur! When you 'graduate' to real produce, call me!"
Anyway, thought I would share my mental conversation...
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eggplant anyone?
Sorcerer said:But you don't have to be gay to answer this: have you ever sodomized a woman with a piece of produce?
Sorcerer said:
RideRocket said:$125.68
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tax included...
alex8 said:Of course, there's the whole other end of the spectrum involving fruits, which I've somehow always managed to resist exploring
http://www.privateforgay.com/privateforgay/pics/s0912/09145/index.shtml
alex8 said:Actually, whenever I came back from grocery shopping, my ex used to assess how phallic the vegetables I'd bought were... I think he believed I had a fixation. Tsk, the very suggestion
Sorcerer said:What won't you stick your cock in?
What's wrong with cheese?alex8 said:Dead things, animals and cheese. Three ways to make sure of a happy life. :smile:
Sorcerer said:What's wrong with cheese?
alex8 said:I place it in the same category as onions, garlic or chillies --- overly-aromatic things that are fine in their own right, but have no reason to be let loose near an erection. ...unless it's someone you really need to take out a little vengeance on, in which case chillies can of course serve a useful purpose.