Produce?

[B_IanTheTall]

I'd be SO afraid that a banana would break off. Yikes.

Plantains are firmer.

 

[carter2006]

Well, obviously you need a nice firm banana - not some squishy overripe bruised thing! And plenty of patience and a lot of lube...

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Well, obviously you need a nice firm banana - not some squishy overripe bruised thing! And plenty of patience and a lot of lube...

Just put a rubber on it and stuff it in there!

 

[Lex]

My ass is WAY too tight to try to put any fruit in there, Sorry. A finger or a cock will do JUST fine...

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

My ass is WAY too tight to try to put any fruit in there, Sorry. A finger or a cock will do JUST fine...

Give me a week and I'll have you loose enough to take a....

 

[carter2006]

.... pumpkin?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

.... pumpkin?

I was gonna say vaseline covered baseball bat.

 

[carter2006]

I was gonna say vaseline covered baseball bat.

All of it?!

 

[D_alex8]

All of it?!

Half-measures are too boring, it should always be all or nothing :wink:

 

[Lex]

I was gonna say vaseline covered baseball bat.

Dicks, fingers, and tongues only. Preferrably YOURS. Or someone else's.

 

[Chuck64]

Are you sure about that? It might be easier to accomodate the baseball bat... This is LPSG.

 

[Lex]

Doesn't have to be a giant one. I keep telling people, If I have to choose a 6" with a HUGE load or a 10" that dribbles--I am gonna chose the 6" every time. But that's just me. Now, if it's 7.5" and cums like a cannon--al the BETTER!!

 

[Pye]

http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2D90RADLTQ31O2OW2GZFKDYKHR

This is just so.... :wtf2:

 

[carter2006]

http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2D90RADLTQ31O2OW2GZFKDYKHR

This is just so.... :wtf2:

That is just outstanding!

 

[D_alex8]

http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2D90RADLTQ31O2OW2GZFKDYKHR

This is just so.... :wtf2:

I guess everybody needs a hobby

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Doesn't have to be a giant one. I keep telling people, If I have to choose a 6" with a HUGE load or a 10" that dribbles--I am gonna chose the 6" every time. But that's just me. Now, if it's 7.5" and cums like a cannon--al the BETTER!!

You know I was only joking about the bat. I'm the same, give me a nice stiff dick any day.

 

[carter2006]

give me a nice stiff dick any day.

Although you may find it hard to believe given my stories on here, but I'm the same... Always rate a nice stiff dick over anything else!

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Although you may find it hard to believe given my stories on here, but I'm the same... Always rate a nice stiff dick over anything else!

...as long as it meets your minimum size requirements, n'est pas?

 

[carter2006]

...as long as it meets your minimum size requirements, n'est pas?

N'est pas... I just pretend to be a slutty size queen!

 

[Xii]

ooomigosh this thread brings back bad memories of that one time with the bananas... I'll go no further :|