Professional Cock Rating

[Mrs. Candy]

As some of you may be aware, I am a cock expert, having reviewed and been intimate with literally thousands of cocks during my adult life.

I am now providing a free cock rating service to anyone who would like to have their cock rated by a professional. I will give you an overall rating of between 1 and 10, based on the overall aesthetics of your cock. I will also write a short one paragraph review.

I hope to hear from some of you!

Always,
Mrs. Candy
xx

http://mrscandypresents.blogspot.com

 

[B_Hickboy]

As some of you may be aware, I am a cock expert, having reviewed and been intimate with literally thousands of cocks during my adult life.

I am now providing a free cock rating service to anyone who would like to have their cock rated by a professional. I will give you an overall rating of between 1 and 10, based on the overall aesthetics of your cock. I will also write a short one paragraph review.

I hope to hear from some of you!

Always,
Mrs. Candy
xx

http://mrscandypresents.blogspot.com

Hickboy's Helpful Hints #28:

Try not to appear desperate.

 

[Mrs. Candy]

On the contrary, my dear, I'm just hoping to rate as many cocks as possible, and perhaps have a bit of fun along the way.

 

[B_Hickboy]

On the contrary, my dear, I'm just hoping to rate as many cocks as possible, and perhaps have a bit of fun along the way.

I was talking to myself...
:redface:

 

[Spoogesicle]

What qualifies your rating as "professional"? Do you have a Ph.D. in phallology? I don't see how your personal opinion carries any more weight than that of anyone else here. Your rating is immaterial: I'm not going to provide an online cock rating as a reference, though I'm sure it would really stand out on a résumé. Those who take it for a test drive will be able to make a more informed rating.

 

[jeff black]

As some of you may be aware, I am a cock expert, having reviewed and been intimate with literally thousands of cocks during my adult life.

I wasn't aware there was "courses" one could take in order to become a "cock expert" BTW, I would think an expert would refer to it as a Penis, Phallus, or some sort of proper name for male genitalia.

I am now providing a free cock rating service to anyone who would like to have their cock rated by a professional.

Oh goody...

I will give you an overall rating of between 1 and 10, based on the overall aesthetics of your cock. I will also write a short one paragraph review.

Do you actually get people who want you to do this? Also, why would you charge money? I can't imagine people would pay for this "service"

EDIT: DAMN IT SPOOGE, you made fun before I could.

 

[B_dxjnorto]

A professional service, especially a free one, should not be discounted. We live in an age of body dysmorphia. I think there is definitely a demand, and if the offer can be posted visibly (we need a big banner at the top) this will cut down on "am i big" threads started by troubled cock holders.

 

[Spoogesicle]

DAMN IT SPOOGE, you made fun before I could.

I'm sorry, Jeff. I'll bet we could think of a way that I could make it up to you . . . :069: :bootyshake: :087:

 

[Spoogesicle]

A professional service, especially a free one, should not be discounted.

Again, what makes it "professional"? It's just her opinion.

this will cut down on "am i big" threads started by troubled cock holders.

Why do I doubt that?

 

[D_alex8]

*tries to imagine someone miming that they are a "cock expert" on What's My Line?*

 

[jeff black]

*tries to imagine someone miming that they are a "cock expert" on What's My Line?*

Is that Show similar to "Who's line is it, anyways?

 

[B_dxjnorto]

I bet she's seen more cocks than most of us. A professional is someone who professes. Besides the thread's about ratings.

 

[reallyhot]

Well Mrs. Candy:
Seem's to me you could start with the Gallery, there's more than
a few there (grin) to bein with...
Should keep you busy for a while!:smile:

 

[reallyhot]

oops! typo alert...bein should read "begin"
many pardons.

 

[davidjh7]

*tries to imagine someone miming that they are a "cock expert" on What's My Line?*

Not to mention, when they are asked to Sign in, Please!:biggrin1:

 

[davidjh7]

Is that Show similar to "Who's line is it, anyways?

While Alex, being the repository of all knowledge, knows about this old game show, you qualify as too young to have any knowledge of said show, Jeff.:biggrin1:

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Own up to your failures, It's a lot easier.

:Cool:

 

[MattBrick]

Will you rate mine for me?

 

[roosevelt]

While Alex, being the repository of all knowledge, knows about this old game show, you qualify as too young to have any knowledge of said show, Jeff.:biggrin1:

I know about that show as well, Guess I'm just wierd... (would be funny to see that)

 

[davidjh7]

I know about that show as well, Guess I'm just wierd... (would be funny to see that)

Naw--obviously, you just have extended cable...and, yes, I realize there is an inuendo in there.....:wink: