Professional Cock Rating

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  1. Mrs. Candy

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    As some of you may be aware, I am a cock expert, having reviewed and been intimate with literally thousands of cocks during my adult life.

    I am now providing a free cock rating service to anyone who would like to have their cock rated by a professional. I will give you an overall rating of between 1 and 10, based on the overall aesthetics of your cock. I will also write a short one paragraph review.

    I hope to hear from some of you!

    Always,
    Mrs. Candy
    xx

    http://mrscandypresents.blogspot.com
     
  2. B_Hickboy

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    Try not to appear desperate.
     
  3. Mrs. Candy

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    On the contrary, my dear, I'm just hoping to rate as many cocks as possible, and perhaps have a bit of fun along the way.
     
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    I was talking to myself...
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    What qualifies your rating as "professional"? Do you have a Ph.D. in phallology? I don't see how your personal opinion carries any more weight than that of anyone else here. Your rating is immaterial: I'm not going to provide an online cock rating as a reference, though I'm sure it would really stand out on a résumé. Those who take it for a test drive will be able to make a more informed rating.
     
  6. jeff black

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    As some of you may be aware, I am a cock expert, having reviewed and been intimate with literally thousands of cocks during my adult life.

    I wasn't aware there was "courses" one could take in order to become a "cock expert" BTW, I would think an expert would refer to it as a Penis, Phallus, or some sort of proper name for male genitalia.

    I am now providing a free cock rating service to anyone who would like to have their cock rated by a professional.

    Oh goody...:confused: :confused:

    I will give you an overall rating of between 1 and 10, based on the overall aesthetics of your cock. I will also write a short one paragraph review.

    Do you actually get people who want you to do this? Also, why would you charge money? I can't imagine people would pay for this "service"

    EDIT: DAMN IT SPOOGE, you made fun before I could.
     
  7. B_dxjnorto

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    A professional service, especially a free one, should not be discounted. We live in an age of body dysmorphia. I think there is definitely a demand, and if the offer can be posted visibly (we need a big banner at the top) this will cut down on "am i big" threads started by troubled cock holders.
     
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    I'm sorry, Jeff. I'll bet we could think of a way that I could make it up to you . . . :069: :bootyshake: :087:
     
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    Again, what makes it "professional"? It's just her opinion.

    Why do I doubt that?
     
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    *tries to imagine someone miming that they are a "cock expert" on What's My Line?* :rolleyes:
     
  11. jeff black

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    Is that Show similar to "Who's line is it, anyways?
     
  12. B_dxjnorto

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    I bet she's seen more cocks than most of us. A professional is someone who professes. Besides the thread's about ratings.
     
  13. reallyhot

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    Well Mrs. Candy:
    Seem's to me you could start with the Gallery, there's more than
    a few there (grin) to bein with...
    Should keep you busy for a while!:smile:
     
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    oops! typo alert...bein should read "begin"
    many pardons.
     
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    Not to mention, when they are asked to Sign in, Please!:biggrin1:
     
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    While Alex, being the repository of all knowledge, knows about this old game show, you qualify as too young to have any knowledge of said show, Jeff.:biggrin1:
     
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    Own up to your failures, It's a lot easier.

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    Will you rate mine for me? :)
     
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    I know about that show as well, Guess I'm just wierd... (would be funny to see that)
     
  20. davidjh7

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    Naw--obviously, you just have extended cable...and, yes, I realize there is an inuendo in there.....:wink:
     
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