davidjh7 said:While Alex, being the repository of all knowledge, knows about this old game show, you qualify as too young to have any knowledge of said show, Jeff.:biggrin1:
......Mrs. Candy said:As some of you may be aware, I am a cock expert, having reviewed and been intimate with literally thousands of cocks during my adult life.
I am now providing a free cock rating service to anyone who would like to have their cock rated by a professional. I will give you an overall rating of between 1 and 10, based on the overall aesthetics of your cock. I will also write a short one paragraph review.
I hope to hear from some of you!
Always,
Mrs. Candy
xx
http://mrscandypresents.blogspot.com
Swordman said:welcome to the site...we miss John by the way...comedy hasn't been quite the same since his passing...oh well... we must move on ...you have come into a realm of cockologist, dickmeisters and phallatelist...I love that one ...put my stamp on it I guess...uuuuuh..you might think about refering to yourself as a maven, lover, aficionado, enthusiast, fan or quite possibly even connisuer...but expert...tres gauche...how pretentious...especially after viewing the less than spectaular sampling on the link to your site....and your obsession with pubic hair...what century is it?..... check out the galleries here girl...get jiggy wit it .....rate some of these...... and we'll let you know wassup...Swordman
Fireballs said:Meet William Shatner.
Despite those painful pauses,
he still has a point.
Swordman said:Who is William Shatner?
Latinoboy9 said:Some cocks are so over rated...Jose'Latinoboy9
Maybe mine?
She went to Dicktum University in Blueball North Carolina. Graduated at the head of her classsenor rubirosa said:Cock appraisal accreditation, at least in North America, requires credit from the Rubester School of Applied Cockology.
Very frankly, you are not in our records, Mrs. Candy.
That does not mean you did not receive credit. What other names might you have used, assuming that you did complete the full Applied Cockology Program? (Cock Pneumatics; Cock Husbandry; The Cock in History; The Cock in Numbers; The Phallic God: The Human Penis as an Instrument of Myth and Cultural Hegemony; Fluffology; the Physical Education Module in Buccal, Labial and Lingual Circuit Training; and the J. Bobbitt Institute's Cock Restoration Tutorials.)
As you may know (should know, if you are a graduate), the Physical Education Module is given under my instruction, and so apart from your absence in our records, I have no memory of teaching you. I find this curious, Mrs. Candy.
We care about standards, Mrs. C.
We do not care who calls him/herself a gifted and enthused amateur.
But to call oneself a professional cockologist requires pieces of paper ... certificates, semestrial reports, and a diploma.
If you can produce these, fine. If not, perhaps you can confine yourself to less exigent descriptions of your qualifications.
senor rubirosa said:Cock appraisal accreditation, at least in North America, requires credit from the Rubester School of Applied Cockology.
Very frankly, you are not in our records, Mrs. Candy.
That does not mean you did not receive credit. What other names might you have used, assuming that you did complete the full Applied Cockology Program? (Cock Pneumatics; Cock Husbandry; The Cock in History; The Cock in Numbers; The Phallic God: The Human Penis as an Instrument of Myth and Cultural Hegemony; Fluffology; the Physical Education Module in Buccal, Labial and Lingual Circuit Training; and the J. Bobbitt Institute's Cock Restoration Tutorials.)
As you may know (should know, if you are a graduate), the Physical Education Module is given under my instruction, and so apart from your absence in our records, I have no memory of teaching you. I find this curious, Mrs. Candy.
We care about standards, Mrs. C.
We do not care who calls him/herself a gifted and enthused amateur.
But to call oneself a professional cockologist requires pieces of paper ... certificates, semestrial reports, and a diploma.
If you can produce these, fine. If not, perhaps you can confine yourself to less exigent descriptions of your qualifications.
uncut said:She went to Dicktum University in Blueball North Carolina. Graduated at the head of her class
mercurialbliss said:Hey Rubi, can you fill me in on application and enrollment procedures?
transformer_99 said:A simple yes or no will do. I'll pass on this though, I'm at a very impressionable age, a poorer than expected rating/score could lead to a very traumatic adulthood. It's just too risky at this point in my personal development.
senor rubirosa said:From diverse testimonies, we were thinking of giving you an honorary degree.
Heck, we were thinking of renaming the school.
Imagine, The Bliss School of Applied Cockology.
Has a ring, doesn't it?
mercurialbliss said:I like it already. Are there any budget cuts scheduled? If not, i'd like to suggest broadening the curricula with a few more classes. Modern and Contemporary Cock Art, Phallic Literotica, The Existential Cock, The Greco-Roman Cock, The Social Dynamics of Phallic Culture, and The Microeconomics of Cocks?