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D_Gunther Snotpole

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Latinoboy9 said:
Do they have gang showers at this college? Jose'Latinoboy9:cool:

Gang many things, Jose ... but surely gang showers.
As the inspiration of the Jose'Latinoboy9 Graduate Field Trip Award, you are one for whom many arrangements could be made, in any case.

I regret to inform this most excellent introductory group that I am now going out on a research and skill maintenance mission.
A party.
Salut.
(Slut?)
 

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senor rubirosa said:
Gang many things, Jose ... but surely gang showers.
As the inspiration of the Jose'Latinoboy9 Graduate Field Trip Award, you are one for whom many arrangements could be made, in any case.

I regret to inform this most excellent introductory group that I am now going out on a research and skill maintenance mission.
A party.
Salut.
(Slut?)

Thanks you the best DEAN ever!
Jose'Latinoboy9:cool:
 

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senor rubirosa said:
I can make a quick assessment, transformer. Upon request, we can do the analysis with our backup compassion buffer (Pinocchio Industries trademark).
The point isn't that anyone wants compassion here or to be scored on a sympathy scale, it's that there are those that score perfect 10's, imagine the damage to the psyche for a score of 7, 8 or whatever else ? What is that guy supposed to do, plastic surgery for his ugly penix ? :biggrin1:

BTW, I have a professional pussy rating company, it's publicly traded on the NYSE. I rate pussies, submit them to me, so I can score them for aesthetic qualities. I'm a pussy expert. My tests are very thorough, I rate them for visual appeal, aural qualities (things like the noises they make when being fucked and whether or not when I press my ear up to the labia, whether I can hear the ocean or an echo), what they smell like, taste like, feel like. I test flap juice quality like city tap water, testing for impurities, acidity and a host of other quantitative and qualitative measures. In all there is over 100 point inspection, more thorough than a used car sold @ Carmax. We also test a pussy for tightness and compression when a penix is inserted and plunged in and out like the motion of bore and stroke for a piston engine. Guarantees and Warranties are issued on durability and reliability. I'm the JD Powers of pussy rating. :biggrin1:
 

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senor rubirosa said:
Um, um, microeconomics .... er, no, no, some other terms please.
As for modern and contemporary cock art, and phallic literotica ... we have ongoing washroom exhibits.
I am delivering the Norman Mailer Lectures on the Existential Cock.
But we have never had an offering on the Greco-Roman Cock or The Social Dynamics of Phallic Culture.
Have you published? Reseached? Done field work?
BTW, the hole point of running the school is to have broads in the curricula. Perhaps you're having problems with the concept.:tongue:

I fully comprehend the "hole" point, Rubi. I didn't make this clear but i'd like to be the instructor for the aforementioned courses. My research and field work alone demonstrate i'm overqualified for the position (pun intended). If we're going to educate, we might as well offer the most diversity and exposure.

As for the microeconomics class...it's appropriate and I would explain the irony of the title of the course to the students. I guarantee my students would have a firm grasp of the subject at hand by the end of the semester.
 

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mercurialbliss said:
I fully comprehend the "hole" point, Rubi. I didn't make this clear but i'd like to be the instructor for the aforementioned courses. My research and field work alone demonstrate i'm overqualified for the position (pun intended). If we're going to educate, we might as well offer the most diversity and exposure.

As for the microeconomics class...it's appropriate and I would explain the irony of the title of the course to the students. I guarantee my students would have a firm grasp of the subject at hand by the end of the semester.

We already have an assistant for you, Bliss ... uh, uh, Mr. Spongefred, uh Sponge-ed, uh, Spongebob ... yes, Mr. Spongebob.
Report next Tuesday morning.
No uniform required.
 

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Fireballs said:
He played Captain Kirk,
of the Starship Enterprise,
in the show Star Trek.

When, he played. That. Man.
He was. Known. For. Excessive!
Dramatic... pauses.

I was commenting
on your use of ellipses.
It reads like he talks.

Sorry if you're irked.
No offense was intended.
It was just a joke.


Dude!...I was joking too. I hope you really didn't think someone over twenty years old , and I'm way over... wouldn't know who TJ Hooker is, let alone Kirk, author of the TEK novels, or slobbering priceline commercials...the original overactor!

btw have you noticed you format your responses like poetry...or..eek Haiku!!



all in good fun........ Sword
 

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transformer_99 said:
The point isn't that anyone wants compassion here or to be scored on a sympathy scale, it's that there are those that score perfect 10's, imagine the damage to the psyche for a score of 7, 8 or whatever else ? What is that guy supposed to do, plastic surgery for his ugly penix ? :biggrin1:

BTW, I have a professional pussy rating company, it's publicly traded on the NYSE. I rate pussies, submit them to me, so I can score them for aesthetic qualities. I'm a pussy expert. My tests are very thorough, I rate them for visual appeal, aural qualities (things like the noises they make when being fucked and whether or not when I press my ear up to the labia, whether I can hear the ocean or an echo), what they smell like, taste like, feel like. I test flap juice quality like city tap water, testing for impurities, acidity and a host of other quantitative and qualitative measures. In all there is over 100 point inspection, more thorough than a used car sold @ Carmax. We also test a pussy for tightness and compression when a penix is inserted and plunged in and out like the motion of bore and stroke for a piston engine. Guarantees and Warranties are issued on durability and reliability. I'm the JD Powers of pussy rating. :biggrin1:


Imagine the damage to the psyche for a score of 7, 8 or whatever else ...
Yes, humans don't like to be objectified.
That's why we abandoned science for art.
 

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senor rubirosa said:
We already have an assistant for you, Bliss ... uh, uh, Mr. Spongefred, uh Sponge-ed, uh, Spongebob ... yes, Mr. Spongebob.
Report next Tuesday morning.
No uniform required.

Wonderful! I've worked with Mr. Spongebob previously and would recommend him for any position.

Question, Dean Rubirosa: Do we grade by scale or are these courses pass/fail?
 

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I find it rather suspicious that Mrs. Candy (reminds me of Miss Cleo) has been noticeably absent in this thread since its initial inception...

On that note, only the most foolhardy phallic narcissists would want to compete with their penises rated on a scale from 1-10. I think however, it would be interesting to see my penis reviewed from a completely aesthetic viewpoint, rather than being overly quantititive. I'm above average, but not nearly the biggest out there. However, I've always thought that my cock was a handsome prick nonetheless :p.
 

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Nitrofiend said:
I think however, it would be interesting to see my penis reviewed from a completely aesthetic viewpoint, rather than being overly quantititive. I'm above average, but not nearly the biggest out there. However, I've always thought that my cock was a handsome prick nonetheless :p.

Well, of course it is handsome.
It is a grower, a sportive creature, sized to provide maximum distribution of pleasure between lingual and sphincteral enthusiasts.