Professional Cock Rating

[BIGBULL29]

I do not need to be rated. I know my status. It is final. :biggrin1:

 

[Ethyl]

I find it rather suspicious that Mrs. Candy (reminds me of Miss Cleo) has been noticeably absent in this thread since its initial inception...

On that note, only the most foolhardy phallic narcissists would want to compete with their penises rated on a scale from 1-10. I think however, it would be interesting to see my penis reviewed from a completely aesthetic viewpoint, rather than being overly quantititive. I'm above average, but not nearly the biggest out there. However, I've always thought that my cock was a handsome prick nonetheless .

True. Sweeping curvilinear shape, skin on shaft has mixed subtle shades of rose and brown, the head has highlighted tints of pink. Appears quite turgid while the skin retains the softness hands so desire. How's that for an aesthetic review?

 

[Nitrofiend]

True. Sweeping curvilinear shape, skin on shaft has mixed subtle shades of rose and brown, the head has highlighted tints of pink. Appears quite turgid while the skin retains the softness hands so desire. How's that for an aesthetic review?

WOW, I have never had that kind of detailed description of my penis before, and those are grainy pictures in my profile O.O!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

True. Sweeping curvilinear shape, skin on shaft has mixed subtle shades of rose and brown, the head has highlighted tints of pink. Appears quite turgid while the skin retains the softness hands so desire. How's that for an aesthetic review?

You're hired, Bliss.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I do not need to be rated. I know my status. It is fatal. :biggrin1:

Indeed, you do not, bb.
And cockology falls to its knees ...

 

[Nitrofiend]

Well, of course it is handsome.
It is a grower, a sportive creature, sized to provide maximum distribution of pleasure between lingual and sphincteral enthusiasts.

Ha-ha! I think everyone is either a lingual or sphincteral enthusiast in some right.

 

[Ethyl]

You're hired, Bliss.

Groovy. Does the package (so to speak) include medical, dental, and 401K?

 

[Nitrofiend]

Indeed, you do not, bb.
And cockology falls to its knees ...

HAHAHA BigBull29 said final, not FATAL :lmao:.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Groovy. Does the package (so to speak) include medical, dental, and 401K?

Don't under sell yourself, gorgeous :wink:

 

[Ethyl]

Don't under sell yourself, gorgeous :wink:

Hell, no. When the waiting list lengthens (insert visual here) and the graduates spread the good word about our fine institution, I see tenure in my future...

 

[ruffboy]

i believe you have many standing offers as we type ;-)

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Groovy. Does the package (so to speak) include medical, dental, and 401K?

For obvious reasons, no dental, Bliss. (Oh, maybe a little periodontal work, as the years pass.)
You will come prepared, won't you?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Ha-ha! I think everyone is either a lingual or sphincteral enthusiast in some right.

HAHAHA BigBull29 said final, not FATAL :lmao:.

You know sumpin, Nitrofiend ... yah and Ah's goan get along jus' fine.

 

[roosevelt]

I'd like to volunteer as a research assistant to MB, I'd be happy to work under her, or over her, or beside her, or well, you get the idea....:biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

You know sumpin, Nitrofiend ... yah and Ah's goan get along jus' fine.

Just how far is your accent gonna drift, Rubinovich?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Just how far is your accent gonna drift, Rubinovich?

I have removed the flunky from the telephone.
Tnx, Heinz.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I'd like to volunteer as a research assistant to MB, I'd be happy to work under her, or over her, or beside her, or well, you get the idea....:biggrin1:

You shall be her submaxillar masseur.
We need you, roosevelt.
Tuesday morning, then?

 

[roosevelt]

Tuesday it is, but I may need to farmilliarize myself with the campus, when should I be there for orientation? (please don't make the obvious orientation jokes...:tongue: )

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Tuesday it is, but I may need to farmilliarize myself with the campus, when should I be there for orientation? (please don't make the obvious orientation jokes...:tongue: )

Tuesday, you get the exhaustive 10-second tour.
Promise, roosevelt.

 

[D_alex8]

Tuesday, you get the exhaustive 10-second tour.

Does that include the re-enactment of the sex life of J. Edgar Hoover?