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[Ethyl]

Dean, i'd like to request that roosevelt be under contract. It's difficult to find willing and able help these days....

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Does that include the re-enactment of the sex life of J. Edgar Hoover?

That is offered, but it triples the orientation time.
Also, it proved difficult to fit "J. Edgar Hoover" and "orientation" in the same sentence. Strange background voices on the phone, office doors found unlocked, that sort of thing.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Dean, i'd like to request that roosevelt be under contract. It's difficult to find willing and able help these days....

Roosevelt will be under contact, all right.
Bliss, problems with the concept .... again ....

 

[roosevelt]

woohoo! a contract

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

woohoo! a contact

Continuous, roosevelt ...
yes, contact ...

 

[roosevelt]

hmmm, suddenly that sounds a little dirty....

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

hmmm, suddenly that sounds a little dirty....

This is hands-on stuff, roosevelt.
If you want an ivory tower, you don't apply to a vocational institute.

 

[Ethyl]

Roosevelt, I may need you to be on call until we hire more assistants. Will that be a problem?

 

[roosevelt]

well, my personal ivory tower's just fine with vocational school

I'd be happy to be on call for you MB... anytime of the day or night

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

well, my personal ivory tower's just fine with vocational school

Bliss, I can tell he's going to have a good way with the johns, er, clients.
Give him the pager.

 

[Ethyl]

Bliss, I can tell he's going to have a good way with the johns, er, clients.
Give him the pager.

Done, done, and done.

*sets pager on vibrate before handing it over*

 

[roosevelt]

Hmm, damn pager keeps going off, but I don't know what "NOW" means?

I really need a class on all this high tech gagetry, I'm good with a hammer, but damn if I know what I'm doing with electronics...

 

[Ethyl]

Hmm, damn pager keeps going off, but I don't know what "NOW" means?

I really need a class on all this high tech gagetry, I'm good with a hammer, but damn if I know what I'm doing with electronics...

That usually means there's been some kind of breakthrough in research and I need your immediate assistance. It could mean I have a few ideas I want to run by you or even need assistance with testing a few theories. Whenever you see "NOW", please call me (meet me in Room 22) and i'll update you on whatever progress is being made.

 

[roosevelt]

I'll be on my way to room 22 shortly, should I bring the massage oil?

 

[Ethyl]

I'll be on my way to room 22 shortly, should I bring the massage oil?

That and a few blindfolds. I want to conduct a double-blind experiment tomorrow and you need know what to expect...

 

[roosevelt]

mmm, education never sounded like so much fun...

 

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