Prostate exam yesterday.

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  1. B_Hickboy

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    I did not enjoy it. :redface: Doc said it was fine. That was easy for him to say. :mad:

    I guess my 1% was totally dormant yesterday. Yuck.
     
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    My doctor is great. In and out. The exam is done. He has big fingers. :smile:
     
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    For that 1% to work, he needed to buy you a drink in Palm Springs and give you some poppers and tell you how beautiful you look in the moonlight!
     
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    That might work...

    Next physical I'm going to make him do that first.
     
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    Congrats on doing it at all. All men over 50 should have that test and the PSA for those 40 and over.
     
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    My PSAs are in excellent range as well. As my doctor said, I have the body of a 22 year old. A morbidly obese 22 year old.
     
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    I do to...but i keep it in the closet so no one can find it. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

    j/k :)
     
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    Damn why must you people write in yellow?
    You know us geezers can't hardly read that you're a morbidly obese 22 year old!
    It sounds like a good date without the moonlight!
    C.B.:sasmokin:
     
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    Things that have been said during a Prostrate Exam:

    "Hey Doc, Ya got a smoke?"

    "You put your right hand in, you pull your right hand out..."

    "Let me know if you find my dignity in there"

    "Can you write a note to my wife telling her my head isn't up there"
     
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    Oh come on....it couldnt have been that bad...

    Did he use LOTS of KY? Was he rough?
    Did he put you on the table and spread the stirrups? LOL
     
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    He was very gentle and he has slender fingers that are not excessively wrong. I leaned over the table and suddenly found an intense interest in whatever I could see of rush hour traffic through the cracks in the venetian blinds.

    He is a good doctor, but I just don't like anybody messing about down there.
     
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    I had a prostate exam, my prostate scored a 95%.Not bad for not studying!
     
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    Congratulations on getting the exam done!

    My Dad didn't until he started having problems. He died within a year.
     
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    Did ya feel two hands on your shoulders?
     
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    Not excessively WRong?? Bit of a Freudian slip there, my love? :wink:

    May I be excessively wrong with you? :biggrin1:

    I promise to only mess about at the front :cool:

    :eek: *scribbles reminder to Hick that Davey is not a doctor!!*
    :biggrin1::tongue:
     
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    So its still there right?
     
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    Good for you! I have mine examined every year. My doc is very good. Medium-sized fingers. I know he's in there, feeling around, but not uncomfortable at all. Next time, get dunk or high...but get relaxed. Being relaxed is the key.
     
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    I always ask the Doctor if he sees my head up there because that's where my partner alwasy says it is...It helps to lighten the moment.
     
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    Have had mine checked many times. Dr. gives me a kleenex to catch the overflow.
    And it does feel good to have that organ gently probed. One of my doctors was a woman and she did it well also.
    I must say it feels good. I can understand why a man might want things there stimulated.
     
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