Prostate exam yesterday.

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For that 1% to work, he needed to buy you a drink in Palm Springs and give you some poppers and tell you how beautiful you look in the moonlight!
 

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Damn why must you people write in yellow?
You know us geezers can't hardly read that you're a morbidly obese 22 year old!
It sounds like a good date without the moonlight!
C.B.:sasmokin:
 

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Things that have been said during a Prostrate Exam:

"Hey Doc, Ya got a smoke?"

"You put your right hand in, you pull your right hand out..."

"Let me know if you find my dignity in there"

"Can you write a note to my wife telling her my head isn't up there"
 

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Oh come on....it couldnt have been that bad...

Did he use LOTS of KY? Was he rough?
Did he put you on the table and spread the stirrups? LOL
He was very gentle and he has slender fingers that are not excessively wrong. I leaned over the table and suddenly found an intense interest in whatever I could see of rush hour traffic through the cracks in the venetian blinds.

He is a good doctor, but I just don't like anybody messing about down there.
 
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I had a prostate exam, my prostate scored a 95%.Not bad for not studying!
 

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He was very gentle and he has slender fingers that are not excessively wrong. I leaned over the table and suddenly found an intense interest in whatever I could see of rush hour traffic through the cracks in the venetian blinds.

He is a good doctor, but I just don't like anybody messing about down there.

Did ya feel two hands on your shoulders?
 

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He was very gentle and he has slender fingers that are not excessively wrong. I leaned over the table and suddenly found an intense interest in whatever I could see of rush hour traffic through the cracks in the venetian blinds.

He is a good doctor, but I just don't like anybody messing about down there.

Not excessively WRong?? Bit of a Freudian slip there, my love? :wink:

May I be excessively wrong with you? :biggrin1:

I promise to only mess about at the front :cool:

Did ya feel two hands on your shoulders?

:eek: *scribbles reminder to Hick that Davey is not a doctor!!*
:biggrin1::tongue:
 

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Things that have been said during a Prostrate Exam:

"Hey Doc, Ya got a smoke?"

"You put your right hand in, you pull your right hand out..."

"Let me know if you find my dignity in there"

"Can you write a note to my wife telling her my head isn't up there"

hahaha now that's funny. :lmao:
 

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Good for you! I have mine examined every year. My doc is very good. Medium-sized fingers. I know he's in there, feeling around, but not uncomfortable at all. Next time, get dunk or high...but get relaxed. Being relaxed is the key.
 

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I always ask the Doctor if he sees my head up there because that's where my partner alwasy says it is...It helps to lighten the moment.
 

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Have had mine checked many times. Dr. gives me a kleenex to catch the overflow.
And it does feel good to have that organ gently probed. One of my doctors was a woman and she did it well also.
I must say it feels good. I can understand why a man might want things there stimulated.