Proud Peckers

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  1. Proud Peckers

    Proud Peckers New Member

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    Hi Guys, :hi: at the risk of being accused of spamming you all, I simply can't not tell you about my totally unique service. I produce a small range of Penis Lifecasting Kits designed specifically for ONE off never to be repeated reproduction in solid metal/resin and clear polished acrylic. I even do solid Bronze and lead crystal glass. (I do the silicone vibrating versions too cos that's what customers have asked me for.) But my real intrest is in producing the most fantastic, dramatic lifecasts of suberb penises in metal/resins such as Siver, Bronze, Gunmetal, Brass Copper and the glass like polished acrylic.

    If your intrested simply drop me an email and I'll give you all the details.
    BTW...you get your original cast back with your reproduction and I send you back the your own original reusable silicone mould!!!

    Have Fun ;)

    Proud Peckers
     
  2. Mr8x5

    Mr8x5 New Member

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    Where are you located?
     
  3. jonb

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    PLONK!
     
  4. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Hee hee! :toast:
     
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    Hee hee! :toast:
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    I just want to say that I'm proud of you, Pecker.
     
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    I just want to say that I'm proud of you, Pecker.
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    Everybody should be proud of his or her Pecker. :hi:
     
  7. dlcs

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    Suberb penises? You mean suburb penises? Like the mailman's? Or the milkman's? Or the mayor's? Am so confused...

    I didn't know suburbs had penises. I think I need to move.
     
  8. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    Can you imagine what his workroom looks like? What if you were accidently sent the wrong one back? Does he get turned on by the big ones? :evilgrin: :beer:
     
  9. jonb

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    Suberb penises? You mean suburb penises? Like the mailman's? Or the milkman's? Or the mayor's? Am so confused...

    I didn't know suburbs had penises. I think I need to move.
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    Wow, suburbs have penises? I know major metro areas do. (Something about the WTC and castration anxiety.)
     
  10. fredlet

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    Wow, suburbs have penises? I know major metro areas do. (Something about the WTC and castration anxiety.)
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    The twin towers as penises! That's truly funny. I had a bad case of Baptists hitting my doorstep recently, proselytizing for the local church, which happens to have a truly magnificent, white, well-lit, erect steeple. After asking them which church they represented, I said, "oh, you mean the one that looks like a giant phallic symbol?".

    Ashen faces, clear down to the LIPS! Curt, well-rehearsed "thank-yous", "God blesses", rapid departure. For the rest of their non-questing lives, they won't be able to look at that steeple without seeing a penis.
     
  11. dlcs

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    You're after my heart, fredlet. I once laid out topless on the day the Jehovah's Witnesses go about handing out pamphlets. I think they had a grapevine, because about 15 young guys in suits came by that day trying to save me. :evilgrin:
     
  12. rob_just_rob

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    Thanks, but no chance!
     
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