Providing you with jack-off material is NOT a women's issue either!

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by ManlyBanisters, Jul 23, 2008.

  1. ManlyBanisters

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    Due to the popularity and, if I may say so myself, success of http://www.lpsg.org/81661-your-cock-not-womens-issue.html I feel the need to continue the series with this mini-rant.

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    Listen - this forum is for issues relating to women and sex. I personally don't mind guys asking women specific relationship advice in here - but asking what girls think about when they are peeing, or what girls said to eachother while pinching out a loaf in the high school ladies room, or what iz ur favrit fantuzi, lolz is not a fucking women's issue. It is you looking for us to provide you with some wank material. Fuck off - go read erotic fiction in the Fictitious Stories Forum - or go to literotica.com. Shit - go write some yourself and post it for everyone to enjoy, but please stop asking these inane questions. It is SO transparent!!

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    OK - I'm done. Just do as your told and the frog keeps his legs, K?
     
  2. D_Geffarde Phartsmeller

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    What about looking for female opinions on certain topics? I agree, most of the male-posted threads seem to be thinly veiled attempts at getting a juicy j/o story. Someday, however, I might need the opinion of the fairer sex and I don't want to fear posting here lest I be lynched. It wouldn't be a woman's issue, per se, but it'd be an issue women could voice there thoughts on.

    The folder name should just be changed altogether. Something along the lines of "The Female Brain" or "A Woman's Perspective".
     
  3. Runco

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    I think we are all agreed that sensible questions that are related to women and women's issues are welcome. But most of the questions being asked here belong in Juvenile central. Protesters who want to be free to ask what they like keep going on about us all being adults here. I have yet to be convinced. I think there are adults here but I also think there are frat boys and they need their own area to go play with themselves in.
     
  4. ManlyBanisters

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    The Female Brain?? Oooo, you don't wanna go there!! Even I'm scared of that!!

    Actually - I had a bit in the OP about not minding guys posting here looking for a female perspective on reationships and sex - but I snipped it because I was wandering off topic. I answer those kind of threads and I do find them interesting and sometimes thought provoking. I really have just gotten sick to the teeth lately of all the transparent jack-off bumfuckery.

    Certainly men do and should post in here. But 'rate-my-rod' and 'help-me-prod-my-rod' I really can do without - and I'm not alone.
     
  5. D_Amyntas Lillydong

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    I've posted threads in women's issues for a woman's perspective on things. I've been very grateful for the feedback I have gotten from other women. Sorry that it is starting to turn into a toilet now.
     
  6. ManlyBanisters

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    Oh these thing come and go. Toilet one day, interesting discussion group the next. One has to roll with the punches, I guess. But that doesn't mean I can't have a mini-rant!

    FWIW, your threads / responses in this forum are not of the variety I am having a rant about. The kind of contribution you've made here is of the interesting variety I mention in my second post there.




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    Don't you think you're being a little harsh MB? Afterall, don't you come to the site for a little masturbation fuel?

    I have no problem with boys/men asking inane questions. I just don't read the thread.
     
  8. Runco

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    I realise your comments are directed at MB (and I have no doubt she will answer) but from my POV, I don't think it is helpful to give these juvies the impression that it is okay to continue to plaster the forum with nonsense. It is not okay. It is ruining parts of the forum for some of us. If you say the solution is to skip the thread, we may as well skip the entire forum because these kinds of posts are happening so frequently!

    As to your point on masturbation fuel, if I come here for that I do not sully the men here by asking them for sexual gratification stories (not that some of them would mind because a few of them seem a tad desperate for attention to me!). But actually, no we don't all come here for masturbation fuel believe it or not. I don't even look at the galleries from one day to the next. I am more interested in trying to have an intelligent conversation in the forums - but that is getting increasingly difficult of late.
     
  9. Hand_Solo

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    Ironically, I'm going to use this very thread as wanking material. Thanks ManlyBanisters!
     
  10. ManlyBanisters

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    Not so much these days - but when I do I read the erotic fiction and browse the adult websites forum. That is what they are there for.

    Inane threads - I've posted my share and participated in more than my share - the point is that there are guys coming in here and asking questions that they don't care about the answer of beyond the fact they might get a thrill ouf of the responses. As I said above, we have the Fictitious and Adult Websites sections for that.

    Best response EVER!! And me too now :clit:
     
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    That was brilliant Hand Solo! Lol.
     
  12. Not_Punny

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    Well, MB, you might have a lost cause going on here.

    I really don't think they're gonna quit.

    In any case, I've come to the conclusion that the ONLY reason that humanity is still alive today is because :eek::eek::eek: boys will be boys! :eek::eek::eek:

    And I kinda like that about them.
     
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    I know I have never tried to get jack off material from this forum. I have porn for that! I hope all you ladies stay long enough for the new wave of material seekers to go away, so that later on I can incessantly ask various questions about relationships and such. ^_^
     
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    You do realize this is a message board dedicated to mangina?

    Where there be'ith mangina, there be'ith a hard on!
     
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    cry me a river...build a bridge and get over it.

    you chicks sure do complain a lot.
     
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    haha...not something id wanna know.:rolleyes:
     
  17. marleyisalegend

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    My friend, your fears of being lynched are....a bit exaggerated. I don't imagine these women coming to your house, yanking you out of your bed, raping your mom and/or daughter in front of you then hanging you from a tree.

    That said, I agree 100% with Manly's post. I don't visit Womens' Issues often since I'm not a women and have enough female friends to answer any questions I have, but sometimes when I hit "new posts" I'll see a thread in here that catches my eye. It's terribly blatant that some guys (who I imagine might not even be 18) post here seeing J/O material, not advice or info. Sometimes they actually lash out at women if they don't get the desired response.

    Like gramma always said "stupid questions beget stupid answers."
     
  18. ManlyBanisters

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    :lmao: at the 100% straight in your profile, girlfriend :rolleyes:

    Bet your gramma wouldn't use the internet that much then!!
     
  19. marleyisalegend

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    LOL, she still refuses to answer her cell phone but she lives in Tenn. so I've contemplated smoke signals to send her messages. She certainly would have a riot at some of these questions. She had (about) 10 kids so she knew her way around the bedroom, and I imagine some of the questions in Women's Issues would make her wanna slap her mama.
     
  20. thickrod

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    WOW, I've had enough of these threads being started just to put down other people and their involvement in this forum. What a waste of time and effort.

    Jack off material? Oh my, as if its weird that people might get aroused by reading stuff on this site since its founded on sexual interaction. Think next time mmkay?
     
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