Psalm 2004

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  1. Pappy

    Pappy Member

    Apr 5, 2004
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    Outta Here
    Bush is my shepherd; I shall dwell in want.

    He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.

    He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.

    He restoreth my fears.

    He leadeth me in the path of international disgrace for his ego's sake.

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find no
    exit, for thou art in office.

    Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, They discomfort me.

    Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.

    Thou annointest my head with foreign oil.

    My health insurance runneth out.

    Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy

    And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

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