Public bathroom phone numbers?

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  1. Gnothiseauton

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    So how many of us have used a urinal or a public stall, with notes and phone numbers written in grout lines between tiles, or carved in or what not? Sometimes, guys will just write stupid shit, like "I pissed on the handle", and other times there will be replies, like "Jesus saves"... I personally have never understood either, so I'm curious.

    So my 2 questions are: have you ever written a comment on the walls, and why did you? and have you ever written or responded to a phone number?
     
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    I've never done any of them but I've read a lot. One said, "The joke is not on the wall. It's in your hand.".
     
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    They can be so entertaining sometimes. :biggrin:
     
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    Best one - little arrows pointing to something scrawled in the top corner. You stand on the lid of the toilet to read the tiny writing up there, and it says:

    "There's no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump six feet."
     
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    Funny you mention, some friends of mine in SF wrote on the bathroom wall of their bar something about me and put down a number similar to mine. They sent me a pic of it. It's pretty funny.
     
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    I've read that online before. :laughing: Thanks for reminding us.
     
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    And the next line is - "And if you thik that that is high go next door where the fuckers can fly"
     
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    i put a number on a stall wall in a public bathroom near my house and about 3 weeks later i got a call from this guy who told me where he got the nymber and that he had a fat hard dick that needed sucking. i told him where to go and he came over and tatally fucked my mouth. i never guessed it would work that well... i guess thats how it worked beforew the internet.
    Garg MAn
     
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    I have responded to phone numbers when I was much younger and have had some good sexual experiences. However, sometimes people put numbers of folks on bathroom walls that are not legitimately looking for sex. More than once, I called a number, and the guy who answered was offended, wanted to know where I got the number, and was furious that someone had put his number out there. With today's caller ID's, I would not respond to a number.
     
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    Wow, history lesson. Pre-Internet sex hook up techniques.
     
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    I must be going to the bathroom in all of the wrong places. I have never seen this!
     
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    No you are going to the right places :wink:
     
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    Just out of interest is the use of the word toilet instead of bathroom or restroom seen as rude in North America. I've seen Americans gave Brits some strange looks when they use the word toilet (which is common in the UK).
     
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    Oh Thanks! When I come to visit you can we go to some of those "other" places?
    That's very funny, this is what I was used to calling it but got reconditioned to saying bathroom. I commonly say "I need to use the facilities" Whenever I said the loo in London some thought I was being hoity-toity so adapted "The Facilities" or "The Gent's!"
     
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    A funny graffiti I've heard of is when a guy had a number 2 in a public toilet he saw something written on the door. It said: "Look Down". On the floor was written: "Look Up". On the roof: "Look Left". On the left wall: "Look Right", and finally on the wall on the right it said: "Stop looking around you idiot and finish!"
     
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    never left or responded to the numbers. just remember some of the poems.

    this here is the story of moby dick
    poor guy born with a corkscrew prick
    spent his days on a lifelong hunt
    to find a girl with a spiral cunt
    but when he found her
    he dropped over dead
    cuz the god damn thing
    had a left hand thread
     
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    I think North Americans do avoid saying toilet a bit ... and sometimes the euphemism 'go to the toilet' comes out in odd ways.
    I remember a friend once telling me about a someone who had been in a terrifying situation.
    And then my friend said, "He was so scared, he went to the bathroom."
    I thought ... oh, okay. He went to the bathroom.
    (So what, eh? Do that several times a day.)
    But it turned out my friend meant that the guy had shit his drawers.
    The euphemism was so ingrained that he used it unconsciously.
     
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    In the UK "restroom" is fairly likely to refer to private rooms in a funeral home. Don't get the two confused.

    I've often wondered if the numbers scrawled on toilet walls are real or made up. I've never called them and never will, but I'm always slightly worried I'll find my own there - then I know I've made an enemy... or I was really, really drunk.
     
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    One of my favorites:

    Look down, the future of American is in your hands.
     
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