Public bathroom phone numbers?

[STYLYUNG]

Some hunter must scrawled this one, " Bucks with short horns stand up close, the next guy might be barefooted."

 

[Mickactual]

I commonly say "I need to use the facilities" Whenever I said the loo in London some thought I was being hoity-toity so adapted "The Facilities" or "The Gent's!"

I generally say "Loo", "Men's room", or "Necessary room".

 

[Mastur]

Nothing wrong with 'toilet'. A good French word as any...

 

[Tovidious]

As an American who goes to the UK a couple times a year, I have found that most Brits know exactly what Americans or Canadians mean when they say restroom. Traditionally, in the States, using the word toilet tends to be considered either slightly crude, (as opposed to rude,) or low class. Furthermore, restrooms are always in public places whereas bathrooms or powder rooms are in private homes. Obviously some people use the word bathroom in public places as well, but one would never use the word restroom in a private home. (At least according to Miss Manners.)
Some guys will jokingly use the term "little boy's room."

Being bicultural, I use whatever term is appropriate where I am at the time for this as well as for other terms like lift/elevator.

By the way... I have seen some nice "cottages" in the UK.

 

[scottredleter]

OK, I took some artistic license, but here's a story about when I posted on a bathroom wall. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. (you wont get that last reference unless you're around 50)
Garg MAn: The Swallower

 

[scottredleter]

This is not a story, but an idea of what a really good rest stop could be in the past... the first Craigs list.
Cocksucker-Heaven.jpg (image)

 

[houtx48]

on the outside you're americian but in here you're a peein..........is my fav wall writing

 

[justmeincal]

I remember standing at an urinal in a high class restaurant. I hauled it out and started to pee, looked up and saw a sign that said: "Stand closer, its shorter than you think"

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

One old fashioned term for it was spend a penny. With inflation, we might ought to say spend a fiver.

 

[Gnothiseauton]

I'm glad for the responses, even though most are off topic. So why do you guys who have written something do it? Shear boredom, to be rebelious, just funny shit to do?

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Call 1-800-Azzilla

 

[D_Harry_Pitts]

I called a phone number at a public park, just to mess with the person.
Within 20 minutes they drove there, and I gave them a description that didn't fit me/my car. It was pretty funny. When he showed up he looked so happy, after a while confused, and at the end kind of sad/angry. lol

 

[crescendo69]

I wrote something at 18 in a student center restroom: Is 7 1/2" at age 18 big enough? Later someone answered: Yes, for 18 months.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I wrote something at 18 in a student center restroom: Is 7 1/2" at age 18 big enough? Later someone answered: Yes, for 18 months.

LOL

 

[Wish-4-8]

I just saw one: Uncut Latin (xxx) xxx-xxxx
And thought, do people really call?

Anyway, the funniest bathroom "poem" I read:
Here I sit
Broken Hearted.
Tried to shit
but only farted.

I just thought that was hilarious. Poor guy cant even get his shit straight.

 

[Gnothiseauton]

Here I sit
Broken Hearted.
Tried to shit
but only farted.

I've actually seen that etched into the stall door of my local Barnes and Noble...

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

Just remember that these days many phones (landline or cell) will show the calling number.





One of the best bits of graffiti I've seen was this one:

For BJ call 000-000. And underneath written:
Bill, if you see this...don't call. It's our number.
Your lover, Sam

 

[ky_tnrob]

Yes I called a number on a bathroom stall and hooked up with him. We are still together 13 years later.

 

[calispartan]

i put my number on a bathroom stall at school and like 2 weeks later, this hot ethiopian with a thick ass dick called me and came over and fucked my throat.

 

[bdrebel]

Last year I was on the john and read the scribblings on the stall. One particularly caught my eye and I decided to e-mail that address. After a week or two of back and forth e-mails, we finally met at his place - both of us were kind of nervous. But it was great...he's handsome, sexy and huge hung with low hangers (I almost squealed when I saw him naked, but held it in). We continued to see each other regularly until he moved.