Public bulge sightings

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I was on the London tube today when I saw this huge natural man bulge. The guy was talking loudly to his builder co-workers and actually seemed quite arrogant. He refused to put his legs together when a woman tried to sit next to him at one point..... But total respect to this man. He probably can't close his legs easily. Loud and proud.
I'd worship that bulge for as long as he could take it and maybe even longer. I bet he smells amazing too