Okay, this might sound weird, but I've noticed something lately and I feel like I should get some feedback on it. A couple of weeks ago, one of the pastors at my church (yes, I go to church...wanna fight about it?) seemed to be presenting quite a large bulge from the pulpit. When I saw it initially, I was quite shocked; then I had to fight myself from continually looking. Ever since then, I've noticed that he had been employing tactics to hide said bulge like longer jackets and leaving shirttails out. I feel bad about noticing, but at the same time it's kinda eye-catching in its magnitude. My question is: Has anyone else been in such a situation and if so, how did you avert your attention once the image has been burned into your brain?