Pulling a sickie to wank yourself silly

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  1. D_Everette Hunglungfish

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    Starting wanking (helped along by a gay chat line) about 2 hours ago... and realised I'd much rather be at home spunking myself dry today so pulled a sickie.

    Baby oil... poppers... and the internet.

    It's gonna be a good day.

    Anyone else ever take a "personal day" to treat themselves?
     
  2. ToySoldier9inch

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    not really. Usually j/o includes only my loyal right hand and the internet. That's it :)
     
  3. Scot22

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    LOL. I just sit in the back row in lectures,and do it with tissues down my jeans:biggrin1:
     
  4. D_Glansthorpe Schmuck

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    Haha ive done this a few times
     
  5. B_jeepguy2

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    Yeah a few times. Woke up horny and started jackin and realixed I was goig to be weay too late to work to blame it on traffic...so I called work and told them I was not feeling so good. LOL
     
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    that's retarded. it takes 5 minutes to whack off, who the hell jerks off all day and misses work for it. that is pretty sick
     
  7. Toshin

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    I have personally never called out sick to jack off.. although that's probably because I never like to call out sick.
     
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    I've played with dildos all through the night and still not be done the next morning when it's time to go to work and end up calling in sick so I could keep on stretching my hole. I can neither confirm nor deny that drugs were involved.
     
  9. uncutblond34

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    :tool: .... spoken like a true "two pump chump". ....do you fell better now that you've posted a bitchy response ?
     
  10. Sharp8008

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    I have done, this high drive here and can get really into it haha
     
  11. hud01

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    I agree, wtf is wrong with someone who would take a day off to jerk off. You can do a morning quick pop and then when you get home you still have 4 or 5 hours to do a few more.

    I am guessing the job is not important to you and you don't see it as a career.
     
  12. D_Everette Hunglungfish

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    I'm actually proud of my career but knew it was gonna be a slow Friday and had a lot of pent-up URGE so took the day and ended up having a great 3sum in the end.
     
  13. B_jeepguy2

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    This is the twentyfirst century NO JOB here in the USA these days is a career anymore...just a way to earn a living until you get laid off in the next "corporate downsizing" and have to find another gig, get lucky and find a better gig, or get REALLY LUCKY and win the lottery so you can kiss the working world goodbye! :rolleyes:
     
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    must be a government worker
     
  15. TheRob

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    never done that (at least not that I can remember) but if I am about to go to work and I notice the movie Jaws is on, I seriously consider calling out to stay home and watch it
     
  16. bigboner69

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    what kind of pills make ya horny
     
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