Pulling a sickie to wank yourself silly

[D_Everette Hunglungfish]

Starting wanking (helped along by a gay chat line) about 2 hours ago... and realised I'd much rather be at home spunking myself dry today so pulled a sickie.

Baby oil... poppers... and the internet.

It's gonna be a good day.

Anyone else ever take a "personal day" to treat themselves?

 

[deleted557465]

not really. Usually j/o includes only my loyal right hand and the internet. That's it

 

[Scot22]

Starting wanking (helped along by a gay chat line) about 2 hours ago... and realised I'd much rather be at home spunking myself dry today so pulled a sickie.

Baby oil... poppers... and the internet.

It's gonna be a good day.

Anyone else ever take a "personal day" to treat themselves?

LOL. I just sit in the back row in lectures,and do it with tissues down my jeans:biggrin1:

 

[D_Glansthorpe Schmuck]

Haha ive done this a few times

 

[B_jeepguy2]

Yeah a few times. Woke up horny and started jackin and realixed I was goig to be weay too late to work to blame it on traffic...so I called work and told them I was not feeling so good. LOL

 

[B_just8inches]

that's retarded. it takes 5 minutes to whack off, who the hell jerks off all day and misses work for it. that is pretty sick

 

[Toshin]

I have personally never called out sick to jack off.. although that's probably because I never like to call out sick.

 

[oregongtaper]

I've played with dildos all through the night and still not be done the next morning when it's time to go to work and end up calling in sick so I could keep on stretching my hole. I can neither confirm nor deny that drugs were involved.

 

[uncutblond34]

that's retarded. it takes 5 minutes to whack off, who the hell jerks off all day and misses work for it. that is pretty sick

:tool: .... spoken like a true "two pump chump". ....do you fell better now that you've posted a bitchy response ?

 

[Sharp8008]

I have done, this high drive here and can get really into it haha

 

[hud01]

that's retarded. it takes 5 minutes to whack off, who the hell jerks off all day and misses work for it. that is pretty sick

:tool: .... spoken like a true "two pump chump". ....do you fell better now that you've posted a bitchy response ?

I agree, wtf is wrong with someone who would take a day off to jerk off. You can do a morning quick pop and then when you get home you still have 4 or 5 hours to do a few more.

I am guessing the job is not important to you and you don't see it as a career.

 

[D_Everette Hunglungfish]

I'm actually proud of my career but knew it was gonna be a slow Friday and had a lot of pent-up URGE so took the day and ended up having a great 3sum in the end.

 

[B_jeepguy2]

I am guessing the job is not important to you and you don't see it as a career.

This is the twentyfirst century NO JOB here in the USA these days is a career anymore...just a way to earn a living until you get laid off in the next "corporate downsizing" and have to find another gig, get lucky and find a better gig, or get REALLY LUCKY and win the lottery so you can kiss the working world goodbye!

 

[mdlindqu]

I'm actually proud of my career but knew it was gonna be a slow Friday and had a lot of pent-up URGE so took the day and ended up having a great 3sum in the end.

must be a government worker

 

[TheRob]

never done that (at least not that I can remember) but if I am about to go to work and I notice the movie Jaws is on, I seriously consider calling out to stay home and watch it

 

[bigboner69]

what kind of pills make ya horny