ok, so I pull into my regular bar at about 7:30 an all the regular people are doing their regular stuff.I say hey and everybody responds,hey.Been coming here for awhile,and my buddy bartends and friend plays a solo act on tues.Everybody knows me and all the waitresses talk about how big I am. I'm in my 50's an all the waitresses are in their 30's so never expect any of them to go very far with me. One waitress tells me that all the girls are talking about my package and how big it is,and I have to laugh.Been pumping my cock and balls for about 10 years.Have to say my bulge is pretty fucking big when I want it to be. Only pump about half way when I just go out for giggles.That means about a 6 inch soft dick an about 7 inches thick,with my balls the size of a small melon. OK enough about me for now,here is where tanny comes in. She's about 5' 2 just a little bit chunky,but not bad,and TITS to cry for,does the tanning bed ,hot waitress for the summer.Well I'm sittin on the patio an there's abunch of stuff going on with people leaving and don't know what's going on. Tanny comes walking back on the patio laughing,I say what's goin on. Oh nothing,just showed them my tits, I said damn wish I could get a look. You haven't seen my tits,I had about a week ago ,but always play dumb when it comes to seein' tits. So up goes the shirt and bra and out comes some of the biggest and prettiest boobs you have ever seen. I go on about that shit for what seems like forever and she's diigin it and playing with them alot,damn.There's not alot of people around and she's showing them alot to me. Then she says to me I hear you got the big shit! Everybody says you got the big dick and stuff,let's see it.Ican't pull my pants down here ,but I got some cellphone flicks and they are some big ones.She says did you find some big dick on the net and now your going to show me. No I'm going to show you my stuff which is some of the biggest I ;ve ever been.When I pump big it's crazy.These days whien I pump I pump with 2 homemade cylinders. The cock pump is just 3 inches wide,but the ball pump is a 3x81/2 break away.{Brei
m excitedakaway is a clam shell that let's you get big then open up like alligator jaws}So anyway I show her the first vid and she says nobody has a dick that big or balls.Show her the 2nd one with my face in the vid and she starts to shutter.Walks away shaking her head. Comes back and says my nipples won;t go down can I see that again. So I show her some more,she's playin a little with her shit tryin not be obvious,but she was. That was wednesday and nothing else happened thinking ,I'm older tough shit. Ok so I pull into the bar on friday and tanny is working and I'm excited but just hangin on the patio. First thing she says to me as I order a beer is my husband is out of the city tonite.DAMN! Sit around drink a couple,seems like she's not messin round. Tells me I get off at 11;00 what's happpening. So like I said when I go out I just pump about half but now I ve showed her the full stuff,which got her gurggling. So, I made a good excuse and said don't worry I'll be back. She was not so sure and was kinda bitchin'.I made a beeline to the house got the 3 inch out an started pumping,well I was about close to 2 1/2 in. across then and hit it for about an hour an next you know I'm packn the 3in. for awhileand get 81/2 out. Now here's where it gets good,I'm hittin that for about 1 1/2 hours and I'm absolutely huge,think of this fillin the 3 in.do the pi{almost 91/2 fat and almost nine in.long. Look down and balls are almost 21 in. around,this is not going to fit in pants without bulging profusly.SoI pull into the bar about 10:30 and try to slip into the patio without anybody noticing me ,but that didn't happen.Two women were sitting looking out as I was walking ing in, the one just said are you fucking kidding me and the other just gasped. Went thru and sat down,and tanny came out quickly,beer,yea. So here's the deal,tanny gets off sits right down next to me and goes o my god.Fuck this is huge,yea your right. She slips her hand behind my waistband and down my front about an inch and says we gotta go.So we get to my house,wanting to play music and candles and such,fuck that get it out,put it in my face.So I pull down my pants and superwear and her eyes just fuckin explode!I can't get this all the way in my mouth and your balls are bigger than anything I;ve ever seen.
m excitedakaway is a clam shell that let's you get big then open up like alligator jaws}So anyway I show her the first vid and she says nobody has a dick that big or balls.Show her the 2nd one with my face in the vid and she starts to shutter.Walks away shaking her head. Comes back and says my nipples won;t go down can I see that again. So I show her some more,she's playin a little with her shit tryin not be obvious,but she was. That was wednesday and nothing else happened thinking ,I'm older tough shit. Ok so I pull into the bar on friday and tanny is working and I'm excited but just hangin on the patio. First thing she says to me as I order a beer is my husband is out of the city tonite.DAMN! Sit around drink a couple,seems like she's not messin round. Tells me I get off at 11;00 what's happpening. So like I said when I go out I just pump about half but now I ve showed her the full stuff,which got her gurggling. So, I made a good excuse and said don't worry I'll be back. She was not so sure and was kinda bitchin'.I made a beeline to the house got the 3 inch out an started pumping,well I was about close to 2 1/2 in. across then and hit it for about an hour an next you know I'm packn the 3in. for awhileand get 81/2 out. Now here's where it gets good,I'm hittin that for about 1 1/2 hours and I'm absolutely huge,think of this fillin the 3 in.do the pi{almost 91/2 fat and almost nine in.long. Look down and balls are almost 21 in. around,this is not going to fit in pants without bulging profusly.SoI pull into the bar about 10:30 and try to slip into the patio without anybody noticing me ,but that didn't happen.Two women were sitting looking out as I was walking ing in, the one just said are you fucking kidding me and the other just gasped. Went thru and sat down,and tanny came out quickly,beer,yea. So here's the deal,tanny gets off sits right down next to me and goes o my god.Fuck this is huge,yea your right. She slips her hand behind my waistband and down my front about an inch and says we gotta go.So we get to my house,wanting to play music and candles and such,fuck that get it out,put it in my face.So I pull down my pants and superwear and her eyes just fuckin explode!I can't get this all the way in my mouth and your balls are bigger than anything I;ve ever seen.