What's this I hear about truly hung guys only using one exclamation point and one question mark at a time?
Have the police picked you up on your lack of a tilde yet, Señor?Only one? Wow!
Have the police picked you up on your lack of a tilde yet, Señor?
Have the police picked you up on your lack of a tilde yet, Señor?
The spelling freak in me is laughing out loud over the joy of someone else knowing what a tilde is.
Then you'll just orgasm over this...
... guillemets! guillemets! diaeresis! pilcrow! and finally... interrobang!
ending with a ❧ dingbat.
Was it good for you too?
Punctuation Police?
I heartily hope you ran that natty nomenclature past the Alliteration Army for advance approval.
Don't make an assonance of yourself.
Can we expand this a bit to include common spelling mistakes. It's sad that four letter words are seemingly not taught in school. It seems that foreiners from non English speaking countries are still taught spelling and punctuation.
For example 9 times out of 10, people seem to get confused by your and you're.
your refers to something belonging to you. Like your car.
you're is the shortened version of You are, hence the apostrophe.