Puns are hot!

[1031939]

Post any pun. It can be a long joke or a quick quib. Have fun and let it out! Tell us the worst you heard. The ones you love. This is for you secret pun lovers!


Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

We need to bring back the old emoticons for puns like these

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Gelflingfay Asked me BUSTER What comes after 69? She said mouthwash.

 

[1031939]

Gelflingfay Asked me BUSTER What comes after 69? She said mouthwash.

Hahaha! Nice!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I went to a hotel and one of the convention halls was booked for the meeting of MEN WHO CANNOT EJACULATE, but the room was empty;
Seems none of the members could come.

Thank you, I'm here all year.

 

[1031939]

I went to a hotel and one of the convention halls was booked for the meeting of MEN WHO CANNOT EJACULATE, but the room was empty;
Seems none of the members could come.

Thank you, I'm here all year.

I love it.

 

[french_lp]

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius say; "Take many nails to build crib, but only one SCREW needed to fill it".

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Wise man say:"Man with vasectomy and Christmas Tree have one thing in common;Balls only for show."

 

[Magnus_Phallus]

to write with a broken pencil is pointless

 

[1031939]

to write with a broken pencil is pointless

Hahaa!

 

[1031939]

You cannot use puns with cleptomaniacs. They always take thing, literally.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You cannot use puns with cleptomaniacs. They always take thing, literally.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utml--F8Zmo

 

[1031939]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utml--F8Zmo

It will not show me.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

 

[1013050]

So out of ten responses, I found none funny; no pun in ten did.......

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

https://www.google.com/q#=wa+wa+waaa+sound

 

[LittleDicky]

Confucius say: "Woman who flies plane upside-down have crack-up."

 

[1031939]

Confucius say: "Woman who flies plane upside-down have crack-up."