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IF you could choose to have a penis for ONE WEEK only - would you choose to have it? if not - why not. If so - why so and how big would you choose (lengthXgirth) and any specification you might also pick - (curved, veiny, mushroom head,bullet head) etc. Have you ever thought about this before?
 

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Never. Inconvenient as hell.

The only thing I’m curious about is if it’s as difficult to aim as it seems when urinating. It must be considering the mess I have to clean up. And why do I have to clean it up?! There are wipes right by the toilet.
 

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A decade ago I would have been more curious. Now? I'mma need my glorious vah-jeen back in place and good as new within a few hours. I want to urinate a few times. I want to jerk off quickly, I wamt to edge, and I want to penetrate someone real quick. That would answer most of my questions.
 
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I'd like to take one for a test drive, but I don't think I'd want/need a week. I'd love to be able to pee standing up in public restrooms and not have to hover/balance/not drop my purse/etc. Especially at crowded venues like concerts or sporting events.

I'm also curious how female and male orgasms are different, if at all.
 

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I’d assume that the acquisition of said peen would merely be clitoral conversion, so we’d still have a vagina.
I’d be curious how the “unseen penile tissue” correlates with the wishbone parts of the clitoris.

Would having the peen give me male privilege?
I’d change some policy and law with it.
 

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No, definitely not. I love riding my bicycle. I don't need to learn to master more mechanicals trying to do simple tasks.

I also think that's it's connected with the brain in some way that's detrimental to some basic reasoning functions.

And if there has to be testicles involved then that's a very strong no.
 

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No, definitely not. I love riding my bicycle. I don't need to learn to master more mechanicals trying to do simple tasks.

I also think that's it's connected with the brain in some way that's detrimental to some basic reasoning functions.

And if there has to be testicles involved then that's a very strong no.

But with balls you could manspread.
 

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I definitely would for a week. A long one. Thick. Veins. Mushroom head. And a pack of viagra.
PROVIDED THAT, I could have some guys from my past in the same room, hands tied behind their backs and bent over.
Oh! And an HD camera.
 

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Mmmmm, well I do like how convenient it is for you guys to take a pee just about anywhere :)

Sometimes when I'm wearing heels I'm just about the right height for my hubby to stand behind me with his peen thru my legs, I've messed around a few times like that pretending I have a peen waving it around and such. However it's just a bit of fun and in no way some kinda fetish or desire of mine, I'm sure the inconvenience of having to secure it all when playing sports etc far outweighs being able to take a pee easier.
Yes I'd try it for a week, have some fun with girlfriends instead of using a strapon, I'm more interested in how sex feels from a guys point of view.
The thing is tho I do love my lady bits and the way it feels, I'm lucky to be able to experience long powerful orgasams, I wouldn't trade that for a peen that just busts it's nut for a few seconds xx
 

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Sometimes when I'm wearing heels I'm just about the right height for my hubby to stand behind me with his peen thru my legs, I've messed around a few times like that pretending I have a peen waving it around and such.

*Builds mental picture...* You realize what you are describing is physically impossible unless your man is sporting at least an 18" cock?

Now. Making sure I have it right in my head. You are in heels. Which would have to put your crotch higher than his, impressive fucking shoe selection. So, he's is standing behind you. His peen goes through your legs and protrudes out on the other side? Under the bum, through the legs and out the front?

With enough exposed length for you to waggle around. :neutral:
 

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*Builds mental picture...* You realize what you are describing is physically impossible unless your man is sporting at least an 18" cock?

Now. Making sure I have it right in my head. You are in heels. Which would have to put your crotch higher than his, impressive fucking shoe selection. So, he's is standing behind you. His peen goes through your legs and protrudes out on the other side? Under the bum, through the legs and out the front?

With enough exposed length for you to waggle around. :neutral:

Yes a little of it hunni, obviously not a great deal of it. He kinda spoons into me with my bottom ridden up into his abdomen, there's enough to grab hold xx
 

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Yes a little of it hunni, obviously not a great deal of it. He kinda spoons into me with my bottom ridden up into his abdomen, there's enough to grab hold xx
It's not easy to imagine this. My backside is not nearly as blessed and lush as yours, (many of my posts have referred to my small rear, and several of yours have referred to your more generous one) and it would still take 6.5" for an object just to be even with my body. Just even. Another inch and a half would only stick out at all if I only held it with just a finger and a thumb. The part sticking out would not be sufficient for "waving it around and such". While my fingers are possibly thicker than yours, the description gives birth to suspicion. I'm sure you can understand why someone would be skeptical, especially as "waving it around" shifts to "enough to grab hold".
 

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Yes a little of it hunni, obviously not a great deal of it. He kinda spoons into me with my bottom ridden up into his abdomen, there's enough to grab hold xx
I dunno, Holly. It’s kind of a ‘pics or it didn’t happen’ situation, here. :) I’ve been with a big dicked guy, I’ve got a flat ass, thin thighs and no way could I pull his penis between my legs and wave it around, at least not without some serious pain and gymnastics on his behalf. I don’t think he’d be down for that.

Anyhow, we’ll just let it be. Just because I just can’t wrap my head around it doesn’t mean it can’t happen.
 

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It's not easy to imagine this. My backside is not nearly as blessed and lush as yours, (many of my posts have referred to my small rear, and several of yours have referred to your more generous one) and it would still take 6.5" for an object just to be even with my body. Just even. Another inch and a half would only stick out at all if I only held it with just a finger and a thumb. The part sticking out would not be sufficient for "waving it around and such". While my fingers are possibly thicker than yours, the description gives birth to suspicion. I'm sure you can understand why someone would be skeptical, especially as "waving it around" shifts to "enough to grab hold".

Unless he handed her a long kielbasa, I can't picture it either. I have what I call a standard issue white girl ass. It's pretty ordinary. And my husband was big. If I had his cock between my legs with him from behind only the head poked out of my thighs. Not enough to flail around.