Let's go to the big board.
The fleshlight has an up-front cost attached to it, usually around $50-100. Pussy CAN have an upfront cost of anywhere from $0-1000 (or so I'm told). On average, pussy has a lower upfront cost, in my experience. YMMV, but I'll give the
advantage in this category to pussy.
However, the ongoing/maintenance cost of a fleshlight is significantly lower than that of pussy. Lube and talc are fairly cheap. Dinners, birthday presents, jewelry and child support aren't.
Advantage fleshlight.
You can't get a fleshlight pregnant. If you catch an STD from it, you really need to buy your own (on the other hand, by not buying your own, you eliminate the up-front cost, detailed above).
Two big advantages for the fleshlight.
Scented talc does help cover up the chemical scent of the fleshlight, but it's still there. Pussy has a nicer scent, so,
advantage pussy (if you want to disagree with me here, PLEASE do so without details or any kind of specifics. Thank you.)
You don't have to worry about giving a fleshlight an orgasm (You also don't have to worry about the fleshlight complaining that it's already had an orgasm and could you hurry up please?).
Advantage fleshlight.
Pussy is warm. After a minute or so, the fleshlight is too. Or you could run it under the hot water tap first. But that's a hassle.
Advantage pussy.
Pussy self-lubricates in a lot (well, hopefully, most) cases. The fleshlight does not. On the other hand, the fleshlight doesn't make you stop when you're close to add more lube. Close one, but
small advantage to the fleshlight.
So in conclusion, fleshlight wins 31-21, and advances to the conference championship versus
Realdoll, The World's finest Love Doll. See you next week, sports fans!