Pussy vs. Fleshlight: Which is better?

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I am just a girl. :tongue: So I don't understand why, if a straight man has a ready, willing and able female, in the same room as a fleshlight he would choose to fuck the fleshlight on her. :confused: :confused: :confused:


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I've never had the opportunity to use a Fleshlight so good old fashioned pussy has to be good enough for me! :wink:
 

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Probably the single most stupid product comparison I've ever seen... and that's saying quite a bit.

The pussy wasn't good enough for him, but notice when he switches to the ass there's no going back that fleshlight.

Things that make you go hmmmm
 

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Probably the single most stupid product comparison I've ever seen... and that's saying quite a bit.

The pussy wasn't good enough for him, but notice when he switches to the ass there's no going back that fleshlight.

Things that make you go hmmmm

Nothing beats Mother Nature. :biggrin1:
 

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lol that is a good question.
i would guess he is really yearning for 2 females.
just a guess though.
 

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Consider the source. lol You're going to find anything and everything on that website. It's no different than porn when a woman is using a dildo on herself and a guy is right there ready, willing, and able but doing nothing. Or how about when a man is having sex with her and she's sucking on a rubber dildo. People spend a lot of time thinking of more and more outrageous things to do. Just when you think everything's been done--it hasn't.
 

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'Cause after you fuck the fleshlight you can get up and get you a beer, with the real thing you have to cuddle. :tongue:

Seriously, I doubt the fleshlight can feel better that the real thing.:biggrin1:

The fleshlight is a pretty cool sex toy, but it is no contest...gotta go for the yummy, warm real pussy...can't beat it!

I don't think NJT was comparing the fleshlight to a real woman, since it's obviously something a guy would use when a woman wasn't available. I think she was remarking on the stupidity of the video, and how he was switching back and forth between the toy and the woman.
 

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I like broken English subtitles, not severely broken, more hairline, but broken nonetheless.

It just adds a little joviality to the proceedings and connects me with the rest of the world, i.e. it makes me think to myself, "Self, people in ESL countries are just as perverted as you!".


/cue We are the World
 

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I'm sure there are a few possible reasons. Why do couples engage in mutual masterbation instead of intercourse? It's basically the same thing but with a fleshlight. Perhaps there's a fear of pregnancy, perhaps one of the partners is waiting for marriage to have intercourse, perhaps they want to try something different.

If you're specifically commenting on the video, I couldn't tell you why they fucked like that. It may have been used as a fleshlight promo to show how it's just as good as the real thing, as indicated by the man seamlessly switching between it and the pussy. I've never used one so I have no idea what it feels like but I'm sure it's just marketing bullshit. Or maybe the guy really does enjoy his fleshlight as much as or more than his friend's cunt. Who am I to judge?
 

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Well, as much as fucking a pussy, I like to fuck a girl with a nice vibrating dildo and watch her scream.
 

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Let's go to the big board.

The fleshlight has an up-front cost attached to it, usually around $50-100. Pussy CAN have an upfront cost of anywhere from $0-1000 (or so I'm told). On average, pussy has a lower upfront cost, in my experience. YMMV, but I'll give the advantage in this category to pussy.

However, the ongoing/maintenance cost of a fleshlight is significantly lower than that of pussy. Lube and talc are fairly cheap. Dinners, birthday presents, jewelry and child support aren't. Advantage fleshlight.

You can't get a fleshlight pregnant. If you catch an STD from it, you really need to buy your own (on the other hand, by not buying your own, you eliminate the up-front cost, detailed above). Two big advantages for the fleshlight.

Scented talc does help cover up the chemical scent of the fleshlight, but it's still there. Pussy has a nicer scent, so, advantage pussy (if you want to disagree with me here, PLEASE do so without details or any kind of specifics. Thank you.)

You don't have to worry about giving a fleshlight an orgasm (You also don't have to worry about the fleshlight complaining that it's already had an orgasm and could you hurry up please?). Advantage fleshlight.

Pussy is warm. After a minute or so, the fleshlight is too. Or you could run it under the hot water tap first. But that's a hassle. Advantage pussy.

Pussy self-lubricates in a lot (well, hopefully, most) cases. The fleshlight does not. On the other hand, the fleshlight doesn't make you stop when you're close to add more lube. Close one, but small advantage to the fleshlight.


So in conclusion, fleshlight wins 31-21, and advances to the conference championship versus Realdoll, The World's finest Love Doll. See you next week, sports fans!
 

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I have a question: How tight is a Fleshlight. Some of we older guys don't get rock-hard erections without a painful cockring. It's never a problem masturbating for me, but I'm not as rigid as when younger. Would a Fleshlight be a problem? Wish I could borrow one on spec. Dennis