Pussy vs. Fleshlight: Which is better?

[deleted15807]

Let's go to the big board.

The fleshlight has an up-front cost attached to it, usually around $50-100. Pussy CAN have an upfront cost of anywhere from $0-1000 (or so I'm told). On average, pussy has a lower upfront cost, in my experience. YMMV, but I'll give the advantage in this category to pussy.

However, the ongoing/maintenance cost of a fleshlight is significantly lower than that of pussy. Lube and talc are fairly cheap. Dinners, birthday presents, jewelry and child support aren't. Advantage fleshlight.

You can't get a fleshlight pregnant. If you catch an STD from it, you really need to buy your own (on the other hand, by not buying your own, you eliminate the up-front cost, detailed above). Two big advantages for the fleshlight.

Scented talc does help cover up the chemical scent of the fleshlight, but it's still there. Pussy has a nicer scent, so, advantage pussy (if you want to disagree with me here, PLEASE do so without details or any kind of specifics. Thank you.)

You don't have to worry about giving a fleshlight an orgasm (You also don't have to worry about the fleshlight complaining that it's already had an orgasm and could you hurry up please?). Advantage fleshlight.

Pussy is warm. After a minute or so, the fleshlight is too. Or you could run it under the hot water tap first. But that's a hassle. Advantage pussy.

Pussy self-lubricates in a lot (well, hopefully, most) cases. The fleshlight does not. On the other hand, the fleshlight doesn't make you stop when you're close to add more lube. Close one, but small advantage to the fleshlight.


So in conclusion, fleshlight wins 31-21, and advances to the conference championship versus Realdoll, The World's finest Love Doll. See you next week, sports fans!

That's a fascinating conclusion. I know some women can become dependent on vibrators so much that the real thing comes in a distant second.

 

[easybutton75]

Well the video didn't open for me, but I think I know which one you're talking about, having just ordered and received my fleshlight ;-)

Here's the deal, I think your question ultimately boils down to masturbation vs the real thing... while I love pussy and indulge in it quite often, there are many times when I would rather masturbate, get it over with, and pass out (typically after a long day of working) when I know I can't give my all out attention to the other person (or simply don't want to). And sometimes I just want to be by myself, look at porn, and jerk off, even when available pussy is a phone call and a 5 minute wait from being at my door. I'm single now and live alone, but even when I had a live-in girlfriend I'd masturbate occasionally, even when available pussy was in the next room, and she would do the same thing too. I think its personal choice, cuz i have a buddy that is completely opposite. He rarely masturbates (so he says) but there is always a different girl at his place almost every night of the week. I couldn't deal with that. I like my alone time too much.

But, on the question of why choose a fleshlight when there is a pussy in the bed laying next to you... I agree with the post that gave the example of why people engage in mutual masturbation with their partner, change of pace if nothing else. My female friend that I play with on occasion can't wait to play with all of our toys together, she was so excited when she found out I ordered it. We don't take it as a threat to our sexuality. No toy can replace the real thing and we know that, but it can supplement the experience.

Just my 2 cents...

 

[B_webcamfuck.me]

pity i cannot seethe video, it's not available anymore, I would suggest the woman get a dildo in that case... LOL
but seriously rob_just_rob made such a good analyze here, that i would almost go for the fleshlight
http://www.lpsg.org/members/rob_just_rob.html

 

[rob_just_rob]

Wow. Quite the thread necromancy here.

Of course, if I knew then what I know now, the analysis would have been very different.

 

[StaffnRod]

Well the video didn't open for me, but I think I know which one you're talking about, having just ordered and received my fleshlight ;-)

Here's the deal, I think your question ultimately boils down to masturbation vs the real thing... while I love pussy and indulge in it quite often, there are many times when I would rather masturbate, get it over with, and pass out ....> My female friend that I play with on occasion can't wait to play with all of our toys together, she was so excited when she found out I ordered it. We don't take it as a threat to our sexuality. No toy can replace the real thing and we know that, but it can supplement the experience.
Just my 2 cents...

pity i cannot see the video, it's not available anymore, I would suggest the woman get a dildo in that case... LOL.....> rob_just_rob made such a good analyze here, that i would almost go for the fleshlight

Based on the initial thread posts, I think this is the video being referred to off the Fleshlight web site
Build Your Own Custom Fleshlight -Julia vid Fleshlight.com!

Interesting that vid (ass vs. FL comparison)-doesn't match thread title
Still plenty hot short clip .. even if it is just marketing ploy !! :tongue:

 

[deleted15807]

Based on the initial thread posts, I think this is the video being referred to off the Fleshlight web site
Build Your Own Custom Fleshlight -Julia vid Fleshlight.com!

Interesting that vid (ass vs. FL comparison)-doesn't match thread title
Still plenty hot short clip .. even if it is just marketing ploy !! :tongue:

That fleshlight looks a bit unwieldy.

 

[StaffnRod]

That fleshlight looks a bit unwieldy.

yet still "the best male sex toy in the world" - as users find out
Check for the ongoing details at .. 'forums.fleshlight.com'
And this thread right here - if interested
http://www.lpsg.org/118128-best-fleshlight-vids.html
..

 

[D_Skamall Skidmarx]

njqt466 pussy vs. Fleshlight: Which is better?(never tried fleshlight)

fleshlight :
-never has a headache
-it doesn't need flowers, diamonds, violins and kiss...
-Always available 7/7 365/365(the game room is never red:biggrin1
-Many savings...

Pussy(with women):
- i search...................

:biggrin1:
But I love very much them...
kiss njqt466...

 

[B_webcamfuck.me]

Based on the initial thread posts, I think this is the video being referred to off the Fleshlight web site
Build Your Own Custom Fleshlight -Julia vid Fleshlight.com!

Interesting that vid (ass vs. FL comparison)-doesn't match thread title
Still plenty hot short clip .. even if it is just marketing ploy !! :tongue:

just watched that video, it must be just advertising... what sane man would fuck a fleshlight on a real pussy?

 

[StaffnRod]

As you and others 'could not find' , I simply provided:

Based on the initial thread posts, I think this is the video being referred to off the Fleshlight web site

Then once viewed:

just watched that video, it must be just advertising... what sane man would fuck a fleshlight on a real pussy?

Very perceptive (as we both realized) ..it all boils down to $$$$$

As for your final ?? ... ahhh the exuberance of youth, return in 30
years (or sooner), as you will then have/ find the answer !!!
(assuming you don't gain the aura / mega $ of a Jack Nicholson)

All in good spirits here...

 

[justmeincal]

As far as feelings and sensations go, the Fleshlight can't hold a candle to the real thing, not even close. A woman's pussy is wonderful, warm, wet, silkly and soft. A Fleshlight doesn't come close.

 

[Nekoman]

So far, every comment about "pussy vs. fleshlight" has treated pussies like they are all the same! Not all pussies are created equal. As much as some don't like to admit some pussies don't feel as good as others. Some negative possibilites associated with real pussies: not lubricated enough, therefore too tight and rough feeling.
too wide -- not enough friction, therefore not enough sensation.
The video would not play in my monitor so I couldn't tell if any of the above were true.
Still, isn't it possible that her pussy could just not feel too good?

 

[_avg_]

Pussy vs. Fleshlight: Which is better?

I hereby volunteer to put this through a VERY thorough, scientific test. I'm gonna need a lotta samples, so any volunteers...

 

[MuscleNerd]

My neighbors might have heard me the first time I came with my Fleshlight.

 

[submit452]

Pussy. it is the reason we live and stalk the female prey and endure things like co-ed baby showers, periods, sexless dates and marriage, ITS ALL FOR THE PUSSY!!!