Prep Darlin'...
Does this mean you are running a little slower these days? Well wonders never cease! LOL! By the way, what constitutes a "good" church woman? LOL! Remember even church folks are supposed to be only sinners saved by grace!
Naughty
P.S. Actually, if you did whip it out they would feel without a doubt they had guessed right about giving you the membership card!

Anyway, I thought the only "sword" you were supposed to be whipping out in church was your bible! LOL!