I am new. I am six feet tall, dirty blond hair, 300 lbs *20-ish fat, 3 soft, 7 1/2 hard 5 around and I am a straight virgin. I have a would be girl friend but I cannot tell if she is willing. God knows I am. I am reminded every morning. By the way what is the best way to vanquish morning wood? But I digress, I am also 19 years old, live with my parents, and was kicked out of school for having a psychotic break. So no Diploma or college. I am open to new experiences but my ass is closed to everyone. Exit Only! Period. So let the torrent of knowledge from the endowed and the willing wash forth.
Quandry Of Hell.
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Mr. Snakey
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Mr. Snakey
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Your size is fine no matter how big your body or hands. Spend some time on here and you will find what im telling you. You are normal. This site is a treasure chest of information and thoughts:smile:
Principessa
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Let her hold it for you. :wink: Most women have small hands compared to the average man.
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Need you ask? The obvious way, by hand. Contrary to what the pastor said, you won't go blind, you won't get hairy palms, you won't go mad, and you won't go to Hell.
O yay verily I say unto you Snozzle. I take no heed as to what the pastor says. It just gets really annoying sometimes. Kinda like Andy from 40 Year Old Virgin. I go to take a piss and it goes everywhere I usually end up in the shower.
And njqt466 thanks but she is giving me some mixed signals. I still havent even shown it to her yet.
Uncut, keep it real.
And njqt466 thanks but she is giving me some mixed signals. I still havent even shown it to her yet.
Uncut, keep it real.
