Queefing While Stretching

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

How does the attentive listener know whether the fart comes from the fanny (Brit sense), or from the fanny (correct, North American sense)?

 

[Gillette]

How does the attentive listener know whether the fart comes from the fanny (Brit sense), or from the fanny (correct, North American sense)?

Sex queefs sound wetter.

Oh gawd.

Would someone like to volunteer a couple sample clips?

 

[DaveyR]

Would someone like to volunteer a couple sample clips?

Go on. You know you want to :wink:

 

[Gillette]

Go on. You know you want to :wink:

You know I'm just going to submit a wet armpit noise, right?

 

[DaveyR]

You know I'm just going to submit a wet armpit noise, right?

You're just afraid people would say you are full of piss and wind. Oh wait.................................:biggrin1:

 

[Gillette]

You're just afraid people would say you are full of piss and wind. Oh wait.................................:biggrin1:

:tongue:

 

[curious_angel]

How does the attentive listener know whether the fart comes from the fanny (Brit sense), or from the fanny (correct, North American sense)?

That's really given me the giggles. "Attentive listener", lol.

Btw, the Brit fanny is always right.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Sex queefs sound wetter.

Okay, I can say I got the lecture, if not the tutorial.

That's really given me the giggles. "Attentive listener", lol.

Then I have not lived in vain.

Btw, the Brit fanny is always right.

You're fighting the wind, doll.
Give up.

 

[storm69]

i would hope that there only be an odor from a fart if not some proper hygein is in order

 

[storm69]

but i forgot about the attentive listener so my first theory, though sound does not work in this case can you work out closer to use your sense of smell in stead of hearing?

 

[storm69]

there is the piston or even a hydrulic effect i would assume that in the doggie position the pussy has more chance to take on air over missonary because you are more than likely to have it squeezed out of you at different times

 

[crossy]

In the missionary position my s,o would queef with abandon! This stinky situation was cured with those GLADE plug in aromas in the bedroom.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Would someone like to volunteer a couple sample clips?

Does this help?

 

[storm69]

super 3d fuck farts?

 

[storm69]

no not really but entertaining none the less

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

no not really but entertaining none the less

Well, thanks ... thanks a lot, storm.
A guy tries to help ....:wink:

 

[Gillette]

Does this help?

nooooo

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

nooooo

Did you lissen attentiflee?

 

[Gillette]

Did you lissen attentiflee?

I'm averse to Spongebob to begin with, with the clip skipping and repeating it was painful to watch.

I'm sorry.:frown1:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I'm averse to Spongebob to begin with, with the clip skipping and repeating it was painful to watch.

I'm sorry.:frown1:

No worries.
The only thing that ever interested me about Spongebob is that Eightinchcock142IQ had some Spongebob boxers.