Today, while having a late lunch with a friend, a friend asked me an odd question. Though admittedly not as odd as some questions I've been asked on-line. The conversation went a little like this: Him: I've got a question that I think you might be able to answer. [I nod.] You know what a MILF is? Me: Yea, Cheri. [My girlfriend and mother of our (my) son and next child.] Him: OK. [Looks at me like, "Dude, I'm gay. Why are you telling me that."] Though it sounds stupid and probably never caught on because of it, you know what a DILF would be. Me: Sam. [My boyfriend and father of our next child.] Him: No kidding. [Turns beet red.] Me: [Smile! How totally cute. Can a 38 year old stud be adorable? YEA!!!] Him: HMMM!! Sorry... Me: You were saying... Him: [Turns redder] I'm not sure... I know you've been called what ever the term is... Dad I'd like to get fucked by? ... Me: ... No one ever calls me anything when their mouth is occupied. Him: [choke ... cough ... ginger ail comes out of his nose] Me: [LOL] SORRY!!! After that, I never did answer his question. Now I'm asking here because I have no idea if there is a term for, "dad I'd like to get fucked by." BTW ginger ail coming out of ones nose seemed to be painful, since it made my friend cry. Though, I would guess it is not as bad as a screwdriver (orange juice and vodka) and not nearly as embarrassing as red wine, while wearing a very white shirt.