Question a friend asked

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by B_IanTheTall, Feb 14, 2008.

  1. B_IanTheTall

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    Today, while having a late lunch with a friend, a friend asked me an odd question. Though admittedly not as odd as some questions I've been asked on-line. The conversation went a little like this:

    Him: I've got a question that I think you might be able to answer. [I nod.] You know what a MILF is?
    Me: Yea, Cheri. [My girlfriend and mother of our (my) son and next child.]
    Him: OK. [Looks at me like, "Dude, I'm gay. Why are you telling me that."] Though it sounds stupid and probably never caught on because of it, you know what a DILF would be.
    Me: Sam. [My boyfriend and father of our next child.]
    Him: No kidding. [Turns beet red.]
    Me: [Smile! How totally cute. Can a 38 year old stud be adorable? YEA!!!]
    Him: HMMM!! Sorry...
    Me: You were saying...
    Him: [Turns redder] I'm not sure... I know you've been called what ever the term is... Dad I'd like to get fucked by? ...
    Me: ... No one ever calls me anything when their mouth is occupied.
    Him: [choke ... cough ... ginger ail comes out of his nose]
    Me: [LOL] SORRY!!!


    After that, I never did answer his question. Now I'm asking here because I have no idea if there is a term for, "dad I'd like to get fucked by."

    BTW ginger ail coming out of ones nose seemed to be painful, since it made my friend cry. Though, I would guess it is not as bad as a screwdriver (orange juice and vodka) and not nearly as embarrassing as red wine, while wearing a very white shirt.
     
  2. Principessa

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    The bubbles from the CO2 in the soda combined with the natural spiciness of the ginger ale are what made him cry. Don't believe me? Try figging. :flirt:
     
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    Glad im not the only one who's confused. I read that 3 times and still :confused:.

    is this a question or a statement?
     
  4. What to do?

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    I think it is a 3 person relationship where Sam and Cherie are having a biological child, but IanTheTall is the father of the first child and everyone is just having fun with everyone else???
    DILF-Dad I'd Like to Fuck...wouldn't it be the same term?

    OR...maybe I'm as confused as everyone else???
     
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    That's exactly what it is. Cheri is pregnant with Sam's baby. They live in a threesome relationship. Ian is the father of the first child with Cheri, and Sam will be the second.:smile:
     
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    That's the first new soap opera we'll see on TV now that the writers strike is over! :smile:
     
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    Is this a new soap opera I've missed?:smile::smile:
     
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    It does sound a bit soap opera, but it seems like Ian enjoys the set up. He'll explain it way better than I can, but from what I remember... the three of them live together and are very happy.
     
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    So is the friend hitting on Ian?




    I feel like such a moron not being able to work this out
    :redface:
     
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    I would like to know who Ginger is and how he manage to cum out of his nose, sounds like a good trick :confused:
     
  12. prince_will

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    it's a very unique situation, and if they can make it work, more power to them. sounds quite delightful, imo.

    and well, aren't hot dads just called DILF's too?
     
  13. Principessa

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    Okay, now I get it. Thank you for explaining this 'oh great oracle of knowledge'. :smile:
     
  14. crescendo69

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    Reminds me of those logic puzzlers.
     
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