Question for the women...

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by B_btrelll, Aug 30, 2007.

  1. B_btrelll

    B_btrelll New Member

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    Please give me some wank fantasy in the guise of answering a not-too-subtle question designed to get me winkle throbbing. May I suggest bra size, details of you handling large or small penises, details of threesomes and lesbianism.

    I can't be bothered to ask a question like other guys here.
     
  2. Act2_Begins_Now

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    Oh dear, I try to be kind and this may come across as unkind ... but you need to know.

    Really now? You can't be bothered to ask a question? But yet you want answers? I have to wonder is this the type of philosophy you take when you are going to be intimate with a woman? If so, how very disappointing for her.
     
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    I love it!
     
  4. Drifterwood

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    Reminds me of the time I had an MFMF, the guy was so small the hard bitch Dyke fucked him up the ass with a 10 inch black strap on while he had to watch me fuck the other woman (his wife) hard and deep with my 12 inch cock.
     
  5. Eva

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    I can't be bothered to give you details.
     
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    I can't be b........
     
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    I love the ladies of LPSG.
     
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    At least the guy was honest I guess . I'd say there would be quite a few questions asked by guys , with an attempt to look serious , but in reality just wanting some ' winkle throbbing wank material ' .
    He did deserve the responses he has gotten though :biggrin1:
     
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    Ok so I was jerking off this guy.. really hard... he was moaning away.. then his grandma walked in...
     
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    This one time at band camp...
     
  11. IntoxicatingToxin

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    ... I stuck a tuba up this guys ass!
     
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    A tubba butta or a tubba lard????????
     
  13. faceking

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    Ummm, I left the decoder ring in my locker.


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  14. D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah

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    I like your direct approach, but if you cant find any jack off material here for yourself then you need alot more help then you realize

    :twak:
     
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    that is some dry, dry humor. i love it.
     
  16. Mr Ed in Mass

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    I knoooooo we should have heard her snoring on her floral couch... but the porno in the background was not helpful...
     
  18. B_andyo

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    I dont wanna make a new thread but...

    what do you guys ( those that have been with males) thisnk about the average girth? what have u seen really.. is average less than 5 or more than 5 inches? just wondering since all i see is length
     
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    B_Think_Kink New Member

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    UGH? this thread is being just trash talked lol.. I doubt you will find any useful answers here.
     
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    Sorry Andyo, agree with TK. Start a new thread.
     
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