Question for women

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  1. B_BigBentTree

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    I have a lighthearted question for any lady comfortable enough to respond.

    If you could have a penis for a day...
    1. Would you want one?
    2. How big would it be?
    3. Where/who would you put it into?

    I hope there's some fun responses.
     
  2. B_Jennuine73

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    1. Oh hell yeah, but only for a day, I love my girly parts.

    2. I'd want an 8x6 inch dick. It would be so raw from me jacking it off and fucking it would fall off by the end of the day anyway.

    3. Anything that moved. LOL Just kidding. I would fuck my boyfriend, I would fuck my potential gf and if they were busy, I would put an add up on CL :)
     
  3. Honey123

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    If I had a penis for a day I would want it attached to someone like ManTubeula or 8060 or GoodTimes3840 or Guy-jin or (I have a long list so I'm stopping there) not attached to me. I would put it inside me for as much of that day as possible.

    No penis envy here.... just lust for the penis
     
  4. ManlyBanisters

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    I'd want an exact replica of my man's cock. It's beautiful.

    Given completely free license, I think I'd spend half the day with various male and female members of this board finding out if men really do give better head.

    the other half of the day would have to spent balls deep (do I have balls too? I really think I should, it might look odd otherwise) in Tess Daly and the Williams sisters. :yup:
     
  5. B_BigBentTree

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    Banisters you can have balls if you want, but I don't get much pleasure out of them...they're more for utility than anything else.

    Any other women wish to respond? Come on, I know you've thought about it. :)
     
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    Funny thread. I am like others, I love my woman parts so I would only want a penis for a day, no more than that. If I had a penis, I think I would be stingy and play with it by myself all day long-stand in the mirror looking at it, jumping up and down to see it bounce, try a fleshlight, just stroke it all day. What size would I be- 7 x 6? I don't know, just as long as I can walk without it getting in the way. :biggrin1:
     
  7. Amber1

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    Ohhhhh,

    LOL...my ex asked me this years ago (arsehole that he is!!!) and I said yes!!!

    Just 4 aday though!!! he,he,he!!!

    Cos I love bein a girl way 2 much 2 want to be a smelly boy...

    Well, I would have a BIG, THICK, MONSTER one like a pornstar, which would look fine cos for 1 day I would be a boy (its all nonsense anyway so who cares!!!)

    I would wake up wiv a mornin' glory and have a bloody good wank!!!

    Then I would have to find me someone hot to fuck (a girl) and make sure I did her up the arse aswell!!! ;-) Perhaps I'd go clubbin and pull...yeh baby!!!

    hahaha.

    Last of all I would most definately have to take a drunken piss up against a tree!!! Seein as I can now piss anywhere!

    And perhaps water someones plants while I'm at it!!!!

    I think this big COCK i now have may be turnin me into an arrogant arsehole!!!!

    Oh dear!!! LOOL.

     
  8. MickeyLee

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    yes! but only for a day or so. i would say "keep it until the novelty of blow jobs wears off" but i have been told that never happens.

    what would i do? rub out the morning wood. pee. play with my balls. try out all the tricks in Puppetry of the Penis. free ball in tight pants. free ball in sweat pants. show my cock off to all my friends. measure my cock. name my cock. cell phone pics. get a blow job. more masturbation. sex with boys and girls. pee in a bottle. make a jerk off video. one last blow job. just before the midnight hour i would get a PA just to say i did.

    the next four days i would be sleeping off the perv coma and re-hydrating.
     
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    MickeyLee, if you had a penis I would offer to give you a blowjob.
     
  10. B_BigBentTree

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    Nice response MickeyLee, I can tell you've thought about this. How big would it be?

    Same question for Amber, got a size preference?

    Thanks to all who responded, these are fun to read :smile:
     
  11. Amber1

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    Hmmmm,

    I got my tape measure out 4 u baby!!!!

    It would be 9-9.5 by 6.5 :-D

    If it was too long sum of the girls mite be put off I think!!!
     
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    Yep. Its funny Ive thought about this. I would def. want to try having one but only for a day cuz I sorta think I get the better deal during sex :smile: but yeah it would be fun and I am sorta curious what it would be like. Dunno what Id do exactly but I think Id wanna see what sex is like I think itd be totally different :confused:
     
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    thank you Mr Aficionado. my hypothetical penis says "on your knees....boots to balls, boy...make it good"

    ML
     
  14. MickeyLee

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    butch boys spend a lot of time thinking about what we'd do if we had cocks. :redface:

    first is a get a blow job. then buttsex with a guy. tru fax from the dyke nation.

    ya know i have to add something to the list. i would so want to blow a guy while i jerked off. ohoh and frottage. seriously wanna try out dick to dick.

    size? hmm 9X6 uncut, up curve, low hangers, trimmed bush, shaved balls. lots of pre-cum and huge loads. if ya gonna do it do it right.

    ML

    damn it i forgot CBT.... umm i need a dick for at least one week. pretty please?
     
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    I love it when girls with penises talk to me like that! Makes me feel all tingly inside.
     
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    Now, why would you ask that when you know at which side of the park the ball is going to be hit?
     
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    i was watching a show about trangendered people on logo. and the female-2-male transexuals, were actually able to grow penises with the continued use of testosterone. although they were small penises...i think maybe 2 or 3 inches or something. like i knew they could develop many of the male characteristics, but i never thought that was possible. and those transgendered females looked more masculine than i could, even if i tried.

    i know this is completely random, but this topic sort of reminded me of that.
     
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    Wow! They really did end up looking like guys, but the only genital-shot I saw (I only perused them quickly) still looked like a strange pussy... :rolleyes:

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    As for myself, I would LOVE to have a dick for a day. I frequently wonder what it feels like, and I have to admit that I'm a bit jealous of them!! :biggrin1:
     
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    This thread must not die! Someone!
     
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