Questionaire Questionaire

[Tattooed Goddess]

Questionaire for the Questionaire Men:

1. How do you come up with 20+ questions about one sexual act?

2. Why do you need to know exactly how long it lasted?

3. Who it was with?

4. How old we were?

5. To name the first 7 penises we saw in our lifetime?

6. To recall exactly how many hours we spent with the guy before we did this sexual act?

7. What size, down to the millionths of millimeters, was the smallest guy we've ever had?

8. What size, down to the millionths of millimeters, was the largest guy we've ever had?

9. How many guys we wished we would have blown before we found "the one"?

10. Did we know that guy was the one by how his load felt in our throat?

11. Did his load taste funny after we brushed our teeth?

12. Did you ever share a toothbrush with any of the guys?

13. Did his large penis effect whether or not you shared his toothbrush?

14. Did he have large feet and a small penis? Vice versa?

15. Did you pull his pants down, or just unzip his fly?

16. What type of car did you have this particular sexual act in?

17. Did you tell anyone about his size?

18. Do you ever think of any of these guys and wish that any of them were larger?

19. If you added 1/4 of an inch to his lenth, how would it have felt?

20. Does 6.25 inches feel much different than 6.5 inches?

21. Do you think that questionaires get annoying to the ladies?

22. Are ladies more prone to being irritated by all the same questions?

23. Would it make a difference if the guy who was asking the questions has a large penis?

24. How would you feel if he told you he had a large penis prior to posting the questionaire?

25. Large balls maybe?

26. It's 12:35am, have you ever had sex at this exact time of the day?

27. If not, what times of the day have you had sex or sexual acts in general?

28. Whats the percentage of left handed, blind in one eye, gimpy legged, gout ridden, patchy bald headed, toothless, triple-racial sizequeens are there at LPSG?

And finally if you have time, or if ya don't....

29. Are there any ladies who want to watch me whip out my big meat on cam?

Extra credit bonus qestion....

30. Will you ask your mom to leave the room so you can watch me on cam?

 

[Where'd Who Go?]

hahahahahaha ! You never fail to make me smile.

WWG?

 

[unabear09]

LMAO MAd. Rouge! I get so tired of these stupid ass questionaires......

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

The funny thing is i was just at IHOP eating some yummy corncakes with my husband talking about how stupid these questionaires are....only to sign in and find another one. It's really ridiculous. It sabotages the womens board with a bunch of psychophysiological issues with men who don't know a damn thing about women. Frankly, its embarassing.

If i can help someone with their doctoral thesis or something- i might actually take the time to answer them. But they are pointless and often bizarre, never-ending questions from people who most likely need velcro shoes.

 

[Penis Aficionado]

Maybe they just love the thought of you having really good sex, and want some specific details to fantasize about ...

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Isnt that what porn is for?

 

[Penis Aficionado]

Sure, but they can only watch those videos of you on xtube so many times, then they need something more!

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Hey are you making fun of my videos? If so....drop and give me 20 answers.

 

[Penis Aficionado]

That said, there is something kind of impersonal and pushy about just posting a questionnaire. It would be better etiquette to work the questions into a give-and-take conversation.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

They are very one-sided questionaires too...they always have something to do with blowjobs and semen in various places.

 

[Penis Aficionado]

Not at all Mademoiselle! In fact I'm just now watching the one with you giving a handjob to some guy with a beautiful penis. It's captivating.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

That would be my husband....i am willing to answer questions about him. But i found making videos of the experience much more interesting and takes up a lot less of my time

 

[Penis Aficionado]

You get to go home to that penis every night? Cool!

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I bought the lifetime membership on it! 10 years and going strong several times a week. I wear him out and he deserves everybit of that kind of punishment.

 

[Penis Aficionado]

You don't look nearly old enough to be going on 10 years of marriage ... unless you came from the FLDS ranch, in which case I don't think I'd be talking to you here while watching you sliding your lovely twat up and down on a huge cock.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Quit making me horny! He swiped me up shortly after i turned 18. I have a babyface....maybe i should go into barely legal 90120 porn. (90210 porn is when you are 30 playing an 18 year old)

 

[Penis Aficionado]

You're telling me not to make you horny? You're the one fucking on my computer screen right now!

By the way, you are really, really good at homemade porn.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Homemade porn is harder than it looks...probably not for him but it is hard for women because we want to make sure we don't show a dimple in our ass in any position we get into. It's tricky and laborious!

 

[Penis Aficionado]

Wow, your video finished playing. See, I wouldn't mind at all if you had a dimple on your ass. I don't even get that much out of porn, usually -- I mean, I'll watch it, but I usually just think, "Damn, I wish I were doing that!" But watching yours kind of made me, well, happy for the two of you.

 

[Penis Aficionado]

One thing I always wonder about girls who marry young -- as much as you love your husband, don't you ever feel you missed out on the usual experiences of the 20-something single girl, and having sex with lots of different guys? (I'm assuming you have a generally conventional marriage -- maybe I shouldn't.)