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1.) How big are you soft & hard? Real soft (not semi), I'd be 6.5 at my shortest and over 7 at my longest. I've had 8-inch (real) softies on good days.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? I know men in my family (dad and brothers) are close to my size, though smaller (so I've been told).

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? I do.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Finding comfortable underwear + being selfconscious of bulge (when one has to dress formal or go to the swimming pool - the size of my huge balls don't help) + being deepthroated or having anal intercourse is often not an option.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) I can't wear regular underwear. I only wear: WildmanT, Ergowear and Trophy Boys (i.e. biggest pouches).

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I know I'm crazy but if I met Aladdin's genie, I'd ask for a 8.5x6 flaccid and a 10x7 hard cock, so I'd add an inch or so to all my measurement (my softie being 7x5 and my hardon being probably just shy of 9 inches by about 6).

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?Sure

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) I guess around 9.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Yes, 'cause of 'em monster balls.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? In the States, yes, because the amount of water is insane down there. Not in Europe, but it often touches the bowl, which is disgusting, so I need to hold it.

11.) Have you ever sat on it? Ouch, yes - even as a child.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? I don't really get that question.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? Like 6'2" and 12-13.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? My nose is rather short and small (Jim Carrey like). My hands (palms) are big, my fingers are very long but quite slender. My feet ar enormous. My teeth are quite big (and my roots are apparently enormous - says my dentist).

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) Yes, Meditarrenean on my father's side (Southern Europe and Northern Africa - no need to develop) and Central and Eastern Europe on my mother's side (France and Hung..ary have the biggest penises).

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? All the time, every day. I like it but it is sometimes awkward in professional contexts.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? Yes, all the time. My (male) beautician spends the whole waxing session commenting on how I'm his biggest client. At the pool, people think I'm hard -it's embarrasing. Once, a guy noticed my bulge at an airport and followed by to the urinal...

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I have considered it in my youth.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

Small is 0-4.5, average is 5-7, big is 8+

20.) Can you do any tricks with it? Autofellatio (somebody I dunno submitted my pic on this site - under the name of Hugh Huge Hung)

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? Sure

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Sure

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? The largest I can find.
 
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4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Finding comfortable underwear + being selfconscious of bulge (when one has to dress formal or go to the swimming pool - the size of my huge balls don't help) + being deepthroated or having anal intercourse is often not an option...5.) I can't wear regular underwear. I only wear: WildmanT, Ergowear and Trophy Boys (i.e. biggest pouches)...
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Yes, 'cause of 'em monster balls.


Thanks for the intro and really really huge show Fred. Welcome to lpsg!:emoji_kissing_smiling_eyes::emoji_kiss::D
 

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