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Since you guys get mostly questions about whether or not you would be with a guy, figured I'd ask something different. I guess I kinda want to hear your sex stories through these questions. : )

How do you guys define what "good pussy" is or do they all essentially feel the same? Tighter the better? How wet it gets?

What was the best pussy you ever fucked? Who was she? Age/still see her?

On a bit of a different note, I have a friend, he's straight. And he has thing for the mom of one his close buddies. I only met the other guy once or twice, he seemed nice. The mom is now recently single/divorced and has been texting my friend. It seems she wants to hookup. He wants to, as she's apparently this hot milf, but he doesn't want to lose his bud if he ever found out. They've known each other for a few years. He told me his situation. Should he just fuck her? Just once at least? Make sure no one finds out. Have any of you been in a similar situation?
 
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Depends on how much he values his friendship. If the guy finds Out, there is all but 0% chance they can remain friends, and will likely strain his relationship with his mother. As hot as it may sound, that’s playing with fire.
 

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I think he should fuck her. They just need to be very discrete about it. Like an out of town hotel or such. As for pussy...its like John Wayne movies...they're all good but some are better than others. My favorite was before I got married. I was 22 and she was 34. I was still somewhat inexperienced in sex. Thought missionary was everything...lol. Anyway after our first time she asked if I would take offense to some "pointers". Who am I to object. Over the next few months she taught me a lot. Proper oral..what a clit was and how to go slow for the occasional anal. The reason it was the best? Her attitude and demeanor was fantastic. The pussy was great. She kept it in shape even after three kids it was still snug and she got wet at the drop of a hat.
 
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Since you guys get mostly questions about whether or not you would be with a guy, figured I'd ask something different. I guess I kinda want to hear your sex stories through these questions. : )

Thanks for not asking another "are you secretly gay" question.

How do you guys define what "good pussy" is or do they all essentially feel the same? Tighter the better? How wet it gets?

When you get some experience, you realize that feeling changes depending on arousal, wetness, etc... So at some point they do essentially feel the same.

What makes it "good" is their participation, which is usually related to their confidence. When sexuality begins (usually at an age this forum doesn't discuss), there's a lot of awkwardness. Quick climax for the guy, just laying there for the girl. As experience increases the sex gets better.

What was the best pussy you ever fucked? Who was she? Age/still see her?

So in keeping with the previous comment, my wife. Being married for over 25 years creates a level of comfort and familiarity that you will never get in a one night stand or short term relationship.

On a bit of a different note, I have a friend, he's straight. And he has thing for the mom of one his close buddies. I only met the other guy once or twice, he seemed nice. The mom is now recently single/divorced and has been texting my friend. It seems she wants to hookup. He wants to, as she's apparently this hot milf, but he doesn't want to lose his bud if he ever found out. They've known each other for a few years. He told me his situation. Should he just fuck her? Just once at least? Make sure no one finds out. Have any of you been in a similar situation?

I've experienced this (a friend screwing another friend's mom). It won't stay secret, and not much good will come of it. He should know that it probably will be found out, and he will lose his friend. He'll have to decide if the risk or consequences are worth it.
 

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Never been in that situation none of my friends moms are hot enough. Definitely sounds much more like a plot in porn. But I guess it's bound to happen somewhere.

As for your other question no not all pussy is the same. Gonna paraphrase something the women here would say it's who the pussy is attached to that go into making it good. Sure each is different but I've never experienced "bad" pussy and what makes the sex good isn't only reliant on the vagina.

I can't say specifically which was best but my current fwb is great and we have a good connection outside of just sex that makes everything better.
 
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There is "good" pussy and there is "better" pussy. There is no such thing as "bad" pussy.

When my wife and I married 43 years ago, I thought that her pussy was "good" as it was my first. I loved how wet and slippery she'd get and how she was willing to have sex in all different positions.

Now in our mid-60s, I would rate my wife as having "better" pussy. No, she's not slippery wet any longer but she now knows much better how to USE that beautiful pussy to please me.
 

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All pussy is good pussy, ime. I've never been in one that I didn't enjoy on a purely physical level. Some are tighter, some are wetter. Some clench or squeeze better or at the right times. It's really the enjoyment, enthusiasm, and active participation of the woman that turns good into great!
 

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I went to a friend's place one day, and asked his Mom if he could go out with me that night. (her husband was an over the road trucker and gone) She was in the kitchen cooking dinner in another room.

Her answer was yes, but you have to come in here and kiss me first! So I did, and he got to go wherever we were going that night.

I never crossed the line...however the opportunity was there. Probably would felt guilty if the event went otherwise.
 

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A good pussy, not only uses the toilet but helps when got stuck.
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Having sex with a woman is dynamic her cunt can become tighter more wet grab you or relax. Making her cum is not full speed ahead but hearing changing paces play with all her body and connect (at least for me)

For your friend mind the code.
The world if full of people to pick one friend parent, I heard a unsuccessful “milf” story the guy said was disappointed by the sex, perhaps is better not buying a boxed fantasy but finding someone you really love and care about.
 

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I went to a friend's place one day, and asked his Mom if he could go out with me that night. (her husband was an over the road trucker and gone) She was in the kitchen cooking dinner in another room.

Her answer was yes, but you have to come in here and kiss me first! So I did, and he got to go wherever we were going that night.

I never crossed the line...however the opportunity was there. Probably would felt guilty if the event went otherwise.
A good pussy, not only uses the toilet but helps when got stuck.
zmQy6nG_d.jpg

Having sex with a woman is dynamic her cunt can become tighter more wet grab you or relax. Making her cum is not full speed ahead but hearing changing paces play with all her body and connect (at least for me)

For your friend mind the code.
The world if full of people to pick one friend parent, I heard a unsuccessful “milf” story the guy said was disappointed by the sex, perhaps is better not buying a boxed fantasy but finding someone you really love and care about.
Yrie
 

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I've been with the mothers and older sisters of some of my buddies back in the day, messing with family units is dodgy ground but hey, that's life and shit happens. If it was a very close buddy then he needs to think hard assuming he's not interested in making a relationship out of it.
 

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Since you guys get mostly questions about whether or not you would be with a guy, figured I'd ask something different. I guess I kinda want to hear your sex stories through these questions. : )

How do you guys define what "good pussy" is or do they all essentially feel the same? Tighter the better? How wet it gets?

What was the best pussy you ever fucked? Who was she? Age/still see her?

On a bit of a different note, I have a friend, he's straight. And he has thing for the mom of one his close buddies. I only met the other guy once or twice, he seemed nice. The mom is now recently single/divorced and has been texting my friend. It seems she wants to hookup. He wants to, as she's apparently this hot milf, but he doesn't want to lose his bud if he ever found out. They've known each other for a few years. He told me his situation. Should he just fuck her? Just once at least? Make sure no one finds out. Have any of you been in a similar situation?

Seriously tight or loose, "Wet-Ass Pussy" (WAP) is the gold standard for most pussy aficionados of any renown. Snapping pussy is right up there so I guess Wet-Ass Snapping Pussy is it.

As for motherfucking being a retired member of the military I devoted my life to this pastime when not engaged in doing dirty government shit or getting fucked by what we used to like to call the "big green weenie" (imagine being fucked by about nine foot long section of a 120mm smoothbore tank barrel and having a sabot round fired...yeah its like that, even gay first sergeants don't like it).

The best part of being a respected motherfucker in the military is to fuck a superiors mom and to have her let you out of her car in the morning in the battalion parking lot so the CQ, the Staff Duty Officer and the Battalion Commander can all see Captain Snodgrasses mom letting you of her hubby's corvette saying "I will give you a call next____".

Fucking a superiors spouse is a Leavenworth offense but his mom is fair game.

I would encourage your friend to not only fuck his buddies mom, but you should offer him your moms number as well just to level the playing field so to speak.
 
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We live on a planet which from the day it became a planet has erupted, evolved, land masses torn apart, volcanic eruption, mass extinctions, Glacial, Inter Glacial, Human kind near extinction, Meteorite, Asteroid strikes, Virus infection and plague.

We live on a schizophrenic planet which changes, heaves, erupts, floods, is on fire, drys and drought since the beginning of time.

The planet humans have evolved on changes everyday, it twists as it turns.

My point, as an animal evolving on such an unstable planet, how does one define themselves as being straight?
 

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We live on a planet which from the day it became a planet has erupted, evolved, land masses torn apart, volcanic eruption, mass extinctions, Glacial, Inter Glacial, Human kind near extinction, Meteorite, Asteroid strikes, Virus infection and plague.

We live on a schizophrenic planet which changes, heaves, erupts, floods, is on fire, drys and drought since the beginning of time.

The planet humans have evolved on changes everyday, it twists as it turns.

My point, as an animal evolving on such an unstable planet, how does one define themselves as being straight?

I shoot for 10% deviance or crookedness to account for the ring of fire and me just being a dumb ass
 

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You are only dumb when you spell "dumb ass" when it is "dumb arse" :) :)

Yeah...you be 6 inches of crookedness :)

I thought I was only a "dumb arse" if I missed my start time for when we was supposed to be throwing a shrimp on the barbie, getting knackered and helping you play your didgeridoo
 

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I thought I was only a "dumb arse" if I missed my start time for when we was supposed to be throwing a shrimp on the barbie, getting knackered and helping you play your didgeridoo
I remember joking to a mate one time when he was playing his stick, your reference to Didgeridoo...That's a pretty decent bird perch you have there mate...........Took him a while, after a few stares.......... to get the joke.

Nah, because of your general usage of the site through your years of participation of not being confined to one region.........(which will be specifically declined a mention)...you have the smarts :)
 
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I remember joking to a mate one time when he was playing his stick, your reference to Didgeridoo...That's a pretty decent bird perch you have there mate...........Took him a while, after a few stares.......... to get the joke.

Nah, because of your general usage of the site through your years of participation of not being confined to one region.........(which will be specifically declined a mention)...you have the smarts :)

Thanks brother, love you to :)
 
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