Hi, I'm a bit new here but I figure this forum is the best place to post my questions. I've been reading a new book and it's got me thinking. Specifically about kitties (No...not the kind that likes to chase mice. :tongue. The author was discussing the diversity and variety of how so many different women's kitties feel. So now I'm wondering and would like to hear from the guys: A) Can you describe the differences you've encountered? bumpy? smooth? velvet? tough and dry? leathery? B) Can you notice a difference in the same woman over her monthly cycle? Are some times better than others? Does diet have any influence over how it feels (ex: do vegetarian women's kitties feel better than omnivore women?) Do some ethnicities generally have better 'feels-great' kitties than others? C) Have you ever encountered a truly superstar kitty? You know...one that just shatters the scale it was so fantastic and superior to every other woman you'd slept with? If so, what made it off-the-scale-fantastically superior? D) Does a higher temperature contribute to it feeling better? Say..same kitty but would elevated body temp (like after vigorous exercise) make it feel better all other factors staying the same? E) Why - if there truly is this huge variety in 'feel' - is it never really discussed? And more specifically why has there not been built up an information net to inform women of trying to come closer to the 'superstar kitty' effect? And no I'm not talking about kegels or resistance training devices..I mean going beyond those things. Example: Why is there no such thing as an internal vaginal pump? You know..insert like a tampon then suction the diameter of a woman's kitty smaller. Why do I never hear men really discussing the quality of women's kitties? They always seem more focused on their own equipment. Is it fear or propriety that it's not discussed? Just not knowing how to make women's kitties a better experience for men? Sorry if all of this seems over the top. I'm just curious and would truly like to know if you guys know any tips, tricks, techniques (beyond kegels, stone eggs, ben wa balls, etc) for a woman to try to get closer to being one of the superstars. As you can probably guess I'm not one of these off-the-scale kitty women the author of the book mentions. I figure if I was somebody would've said something by now. He says in his experience such kitties are quite rare - like on the order of 20:1 or more. But when you finally get a woman with one of these superstar kitties you will absolutely know the difference. There will be no mistaking it's several orders of magnitude better than anything you'll have ever experienced with any other woman. So I'm curious to know...why do men never discuss this? Or do they simply not discuss it if there's ever a chance a woman might overhear?