Questions not allowed just answers please

[Catchoftheday]

OK so we are not allowed to ask questions on here, maybe we can come up with some answers . If you could think of a question to go with the answer in the previopus post it might be nice :tongue: :biggrin1: The first answer is

Probably Next Tuesday or maybe next Wednesday

 

[ManlyBanisters]

^ Q: When will MB get her 'monthlies'?

This has been done before in the jepordy thread - you may get merged, Catch! But I'll play for now...

A: The 7th one on the left... no no, the other left!

 

[Tickled Pink]

Which pink 10" dildo do you want?

Upstairs, under the duvet with a box of tissues.

 

[slurper_la]

Q: Where's the lube?


A: Oh Yea baby, you know it!

 

[Tickled Pink]

Q: Are my boobs suckable?

A: Only on Friday afternoons, about 2.35pm.

 

[Catchoftheday]

Do you Love me?

It doesn't if you do it right

 

[naughty]

I know Im ginormous, does this hurt?

If you had any sense you would know why!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Why don't I have any sense? :biggrin1::tongue:

10, one to change it and 9 to say 'I can do that!'

 

[Catchoftheday]

Why don't I have any sense? :biggrin1::tongue:

10, one to change it and 9 to say 'I can do that!'

How many people are going to read this post?


It's bigger than it used to be

 

[naughty]

How many people are going to read this post?


It's bigger than it used to be

Is that your love stick or a tater tot?

Dont hate me because I am beautiful!

 

[Catchoftheday]

Should I fuck you because your beautiful ?

about an hour on a good day

 

[naughty]

Should I fuck you because your beautiful ?

about an hour on a good day

How often does your brain work correctly?

I could smack you into next tuesday for that!

 

[Mem]

Why merge all the "ask" threads into one and then close it?

 

[Catchoftheday]

It only works when I'm stood up

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Do you know I have a big dick?

No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll improvise.

 

[Catchoftheday]

Can you sing the American national anthem backwards?

The second saturday in August

 

[B_Nick8]

When will I see you again?

It's highly unlikely.

 

[Catchoftheday]

Do you think I'm going to get an intelligent answer to this question.

4 inches

 

[naughty]

Do you think I'm going to get an intelligent answer to this question.

4 inches

What lies between you and dating disaster?I hate when that happens.

 

[Catchoftheday]

What lies between you and dating disaster?

I hate when that happens.

Do you think it's a good idea for me to stare at your breasts?

8 inches