Questions not allowed just answers please

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  1. Catchoftheday

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    OK so we are not allowed to ask questions on here, maybe we can come up with some answers :rolleyes:. If you could think of a question to go with the answer in the previopus post it might be nice :tongue: :biggrin1: The first answer is

    Probably Next Tuesday or maybe next Wednesday
     
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    ^ Q: When will MB get her 'monthlies'?

    This has been done before in the jepordy thread - you may get merged, Catch! But I'll play for now...

    A: The 7th one on the left... no no, the other left!
     
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    Which pink 10" dildo do you want?

    Upstairs, under the duvet with a box of tissues.
     
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    A: Oh Yea baby, you know it!
     
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    Q: Are my boobs suckable?

    A: Only on Friday afternoons, about 2.35pm.
     
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    Do you Love me?

    It doesn't if you do it right
     
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    I know Im ginormous, does this hurt?

    If you had any sense you would know why!
     
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    Why don't I have any sense? :biggrin1::tongue:

    10, one to change it and 9 to say 'I can do that!'
     
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    How many people are going to read this post?


    It's bigger than it used to be
     
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    Is that your love stick or a tater tot?

    Dont hate me because I am beautiful!
     
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    Should I fuck you because your beautiful ?

    about an hour on a good day
     
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    How often does your brain work correctly?

    I could smack you into next tuesday for that!
     
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    Why merge all the "ask" threads into one and then close it?
     
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    It only works when I'm stood up
     
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    Do you know I have a big dick?

    No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll improvise.
     
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    Can you sing the American national anthem backwards?

    The second saturday in August
     
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    When will I see you again?

    It's highly unlikely.
     
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    Do you think I'm going to get an intelligent answer to this question.

    4 inches
     
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    What lies between you and dating disaster?I hate when that happens.
     
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    Do you think it's a good idea for me to stare at your breasts?

    8 inches
     
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