Questions not allowed just answers please

[naughty]

Do you think it's a good idea for me to stare at your breasts?

8 inches

How much more is needed before I can see something?I could snatch you baldheaded!

 

[D_Lachtmadder Longhorne]

If it doesn't fit, force it.

Do you want to have sex?

 

[Adam70]

How will I get all this cash in my wallet?

Every drop, nothing wasted.

 

[Catchoftheday]

How much water is in the Atlantic ocean?

Why bother

 

[cockoloco]

do you wipe?

63 cents and a chocolate muffin

 

[Catchoftheday]

What have you got for dinner?

July 21 1987

 

[slurper_la]

^Q. What was the date Reaganomics was first proven disastrous?


vA. As often as possible

 

[Catchoftheday]

What is the best time of year to take your holidays?

Once a day and twice on a Sunday

 

[Pecker]

How often does John Edwards run for President?

Sunny beaches.

 

[cockoloco]

Where's any Hollywood star likely to spend rehab?

Harry Potter

 

[B_dumbcow]

Who needs to go to Specsavers?


Carrot cake

 

[cockoloco]

what is Dc's preferred nickname for me to call him?

at the hot tub party held by Dumbcow!! of course!

 

[B_dumbcow]

Where is the best party in town being held? :biggrin1:


Last night

 

[cockoloco]

when did you love me most?

hell yeah!

 

[Catchoftheday]

Are you going to be doing that all night?

3 Times so far

 

[dingdongdude]

how many times have you jerked off today?


not until i get what i want

 

[Catchoftheday]

Do you have what you want?

4 Pints

 

[naughty]

Do you have what you want?

4 Pints

How much blood did I give up to vampiric science last night?

take a number

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

How do I play the lottery?

Every Friday and Saturday, twice on Christmas.

 

[Catchoftheday]

How do I play the lottery?

Every Friday and Saturday, twice on Christmas.

When do you post on LPSG?

Only the gold ones