Questions We Never Ask Each Other

[LaFemme]

Sitting around having wine, how many times do you think you’ve swallowed cum in your life?

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Sitting around having wine, how many times do you think you’ve swallowed cum in your life?

I’d questioning what was in the wine...

 

[LaFemme]

What are the riskiest places you’ve ever masturbated?

Well, Barbara, that Pampered Chef party was kind of risky. But that damn mandolin was so sexy!

 

[Spartan727]

I'm gathering some very useful information on this thread.

Some real .... conversation starters
Sometimes you also get a special PM that isn't rude or terrifying but you want something decent to lob back with, and the tennis balls are obviously where we know they are ladies

please share when you exercise your new conversation starters.

 

[Spartan727]

What are the riskiest places you’ve ever masturbated?

Well, Barbara, that Pampered Chef party was kind of risky. But that damn mandolin was so sexy!

Oh talk about pampering, that pizza stone gets me..,

 

[LaFemme]

Oh talk about pampering, that pizza stone gets me..,

Isn’t that the best? Love that pizza stone! Also the garlic press is the best.

 

[Spartan727]

Do you cum with inner penetration or outer stimulation?

 

[Spartan727]

Isn’t that the best? Love that pizza stone! Also the garlic press is the best.

Yes!

 

[LaFemme]

Do you cum with inner penetration or outer stimulation?

With the garlic press? Inner!

 

[Spartan727]

There’s a thought

 

[ArtAppreciation]

please share when you exercise your new conversation starters.

Sure. Thanks for asking.
Received: PM

Nice, respectful = amuse bouche huskies (thanks @g0nz0 as it was his idea hehe)

Do they seem smart? Perhaps try

Kinky as fuck right off the bat hey. Well. Could be hit or miss. See what they say

 

[Scarletbegonia]

With the garlic press? Inner!

just don’t use it for ginger....

 

[Spartan727]

Sitting around having wine, how many times do you think you’ve swallowed cum in your life?

Well if I survived the wine coming out my nostrils
Lol that definitely would be random and unsuspected.....

 

[Taya]

I've never asked a woman a question that I would not feel comfortable answering. It is a short list though.

 

[LaFemme]

Is your anus hungry?

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I have never asked another woman....”how many cocks have you ever seen at one time?” Or “how many times do you wank in a day?”

How ‘bout you?

I'm really pleased to read this. The other day i was dining at a nice Asian Indian restaurant alone (i love my solitude when I can get it). And the thread about how many dicks have you seen at one time came on my screen. I chuckled because women give zero shits about this. Like some dude in his cubicle is like *I've seen 18 dicks at once. Is that a high number? Is that a low number? I need to know this. Better post about it!* and the funny thing is, if he asked anyone else around if posting a question like that would be interesting or relevant to anyone else to want to chime in, I'd give him a hard no. But look at how that thread went over here at lpsg like shitty catfood in an alley. The cats are all over it.

 

[LaFemme]

Who here is packing girth?

Mind it probably means something completely different to women and involves artful dressing or some Spanx.

 

[ArtAppreciation]

Context: room full of ladies with unfortunate personalities*
"So... have any of you gotten away with, um.....a woman...?"

Voice trails off. A chilling implication ripples throughout the room and the implication is a four letter word.


*Thx for that @rtg

 

[AlteredEgo]

Who here is packing girth?

Mind it probably means something completely different to women and involves artful dressing or some Spanx.

Girth is always about dressing a horse, in my mind. All other definitions filter in later.

 

[rtg]

Your breasts look heavy, can I hold them?