Questions without answers.

[lucky8]

Oh ya, and if there was a hole that went from one side of the earth to the other and you fell in it, what would happen when you reached the middle of the earth and gravity ceased to pull you in either direction? Would you be stuck?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

You mean like:

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

It was Abbie Hoffman who once said, if you move one grain of sand you have changed the world forever.

 

[surferboy]

where have all the cowboys gone?


i fully heard that on the radio today haha

 

[Not_Punny]

The most unanswerable of all: Where were you last night?! :biggrin:

 

[Not_Punny]

It was Abbie Hoffman who once said, if you move one grain of sand you have changed the world forever.

That's why I clean my house as rarely as possible.

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[surferboy]

why do people order a bic mac, large fry, and a diet coke?

 

[jeff black]

When you are looking for something, why do you find it in the last place you look?

The answer to this one is this:

Why would you keep looking for something after you find it?

 

[jeff black]

why do people order a bic mac, large fry, and a diet coke?

Because Diet cokes have zero calories.

That way, you can feel less guilty about the meal, having eaten ONLY 1475 calories in the meal, rather than the 1750 you would have if you added a coke.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Why are we able to tune a piano but we cant tuna fish?

 

[nudeyorker]

The Origin of the Consciousness of the Bicameral Mind vs Prescription Pain Killers?

 

[Mem]

[SIZE=+1]OK, so what's the speed of dark?

[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]What happens if you get scared half to death twice?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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[SIZE=+1]42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"

[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]I have two very rare photographs.
One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?[/SIZE]
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Steven Wright Quotes
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[beretta8]

Existentialism: true or false

 

[HazelGod]

The most unanswerable of all: Where were you last night?! :biggrin:

My answer to this one has ever been the same:
Ask your mom.

 

[Mem]

[SIZE=+1]Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the
ocean would be if that didn't happen.

[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]What are imitation rhinestones?

[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]I got up one morning, couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She
said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said,
"They're behind the couch." And they were! [/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. [/SIZE]


[SIZE=+1]A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said,
"See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down
on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off.
And see this thing? This steers it."


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[Magnum Excel]

Is it necessary to put the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

What do you call a male ladybug?

In basketball, why is an intentional foul referred to as "technical", but an accidental foul referred to as "personal"?

Why is there braille on ATM machines?

Why is there handicapped parking at the gym?

Where did the rocks in Stonehenge come from?

and of course: What came first? The chicken, or the egg?

 

[Magnum Excel]

Why is it called "taking a shit"? :suspect:

And why is it called a "blow job"??

 

[Drifterwood]

Why is a boxing ring square?

Couldn't any question be unanswerable if it's never been asked?

Where's Waldo?

Just a few answers.

Fights used to be in the open, so people formed a circle around the cambatants. If we lived in round houses, the rings would be circular.

If it ain't been asked, it's not much of a question. Though my Buddhist friends might tut. Mmmhhhh.

Who gives a shit? :wink:

 

[Drifterwood]

The Origin of the Consciousness of the Bicameral Mind vs Prescription Pain Killers?

How many openings are there to a bicameral mind?

 

[Drifterwood]

Why is it called "taking a shit"? :suspect:

Perhaps it's a case of it takes one to know one. :tongue: