Questions you're totally sick of hearing:

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  1. Mr._dB

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    1: With a thing like that, why aren't you in porn?
     
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    2: Was your dad Black?
     
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    3. Didn't your mother give you toys to play with?
     
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    ace420: Wow, where did you get that?
     
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    How'd you do that?
     
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    lomejorhombre: Now why would you deliberately request that to be installed in body? were you just born with out one and this was the only model they had left?
     
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    Gee, were you in the wrong line at the deli?
     
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    Bulgeboy: I'm with ace420 - i've heard that line so many times i could scream!

    "where did you get that thing?" - as if i bought the damn thing at some store!
     
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    mindseye: [quote author=Bulgeboy link=board=relationships;num=1076523077;start=0#7 date=02/12/04 at 11:09:58]"where did you get that thing?" - as if i bought the damn thing at some store![/quote]

    d-i-c-Kmart! ;)
     
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    JoeWide2: Oh my God! - Does that thing get Bigger when it's hard??!!
     
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    "Do you charge that thing rent?"
     
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    Isn't that thing big enough for its own zip code?
     
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    This is one I hear quite frequently if my swimming trunks inner net don't hold:

    "Are you a fucking demon?" ???
     
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    Duo187: Ok...I got two.

    "You could use that as a Car Jack"
    "if you screw a chick..does it go into her intestines?"
     
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    Stupidest one I heard was 'Are you with some lady in Nebraska right now?'
     
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    meathose10: "Is that all you?"
    That's when I show my size very obviously in a pair of jeans. Just recently I got asked that and while this guy was staring between my legs I fattened up about half- hard and the hose dropped a couple more inches down my thigh. He shot me a startled look. I grinned and said: "And thet's not ALL me.."
    Another favorite is :"Yeah , but you can't USE that thing." Like they wouldn't love to try themselves. Sometimes I say , stone faced: "Well, having it worshipped is a type of use."
     
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    With me, it isn't the questions. I am tired of people staring at my crotch.

    Now I just ask them to stop staring at my crotch. Staring at it won't make them any larger. This always embarasses them.
     
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    ceg1526: "How big is that?" or "How big does it get?"
     
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    AUncut10in: Two most common ones for me is:

    Is that thing real?
    (this is when I am totally naked in the locker room. As if I have figured out how to photoshop it in real life or something)

    Did it just grow that way or did you have an operation.
    (sometimes I tell them I took one of those magic pills advertised on the internet. You wouldn't believe how many believe me and want to know which one I took. Kinda turns the embarassment around to them when I laugh at their gullibility.)
     
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    Deffinitely "how big does it get?" heard that one plenty
     
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