Questions you're totally sick of hearing:
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I have been asked more than once "What the hell do you have stuffed in your pants?" The answer is always "Me." Some people you have to show what's in there.
The one that gets me the most is "Is that thing real?" No it's not real, can't you see where it glued on??
Or be in the showers and have some asshole holler out "Stand back boys, we don't know how big this things going to get."
The one that gets me the most is "Is that thing real?" No it's not real, can't you see where it glued on??
Or be in the showers and have some asshole holler out "Stand back boys, we don't know how big this things going to get."
lomejorhombre: Now why would you deliberately request that to be installed in body? were you just born with out one and this was the only model they had left?
Bulgeboy: I'm with ace420 - i've heard that line so many times i could scream!
"where did you get that thing?" - as if i bought the damn thing at some store!
"where did you get that thing?" - as if i bought the damn thing at some store!
mindseye: [quote author=Bulgeboy link=board=relationships;num=1076523077;start=0#7 date=02/12/04 at 11:09:58]"where did you get that thing?" - as if i bought the damn thing at some store![/quote]
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This is one I hear quite frequently if my swimming trunks inner net don't hold:
"Are you a fucking demon?" ???
"Are you a fucking demon?" ???
Duo187: Ok...I got two.
"You could use that as a Car Jack"
"if you screw a chick..does it go into her intestines?"
"You could use that as a Car Jack"
"if you screw a chick..does it go into her intestines?"
meathose10: "Is that all you?"
That's when I show my size very obviously in a pair of jeans. Just recently I got asked that and while this guy was staring between my legs I fattened up about half- hard and the hose dropped a couple more inches down my thigh. He shot me a startled look. I grinned and said: "And thet's not ALL me.."
Another favorite is :"Yeah , but you can't USE that thing." Like they wouldn't love to try themselves. Sometimes I say , stone faced: "Well, having it worshipped is a type of use."
That's when I show my size very obviously in a pair of jeans. Just recently I got asked that and while this guy was staring between my legs I fattened up about half- hard and the hose dropped a couple more inches down my thigh. He shot me a startled look. I grinned and said: "And thet's not ALL me.."
Another favorite is :"Yeah , but you can't USE that thing." Like they wouldn't love to try themselves. Sometimes I say , stone faced: "Well, having it worshipped is a type of use."
With me, it isn't the questions. I am tired of people staring at my crotch.
Now I just ask them to stop staring at my crotch. Staring at it won't make them any larger. This always embarasses them.
Now I just ask them to stop staring at my crotch. Staring at it won't make them any larger. This always embarasses them.
AUncut10in: Two most common ones for me is:
Is that thing real?
(this is when I am totally naked in the locker room. As if I have figured out how to photoshop it in real life or something)
Did it just grow that way or did you have an operation.
(sometimes I tell them I took one of those magic pills advertised on the internet. You wouldn't believe how many believe me and want to know which one I took. Kinda turns the embarassment around to them when I laugh at their gullibility.)
Is that thing real?
(this is when I am totally naked in the locker room. As if I have figured out how to photoshop it in real life or something)
Did it just grow that way or did you have an operation.
(sometimes I tell them I took one of those magic pills advertised on the internet. You wouldn't believe how many believe me and want to know which one I took. Kinda turns the embarassment around to them when I laugh at their gullibility.)
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