Questions you're totally sick of hearing:
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ceg1526: [quote author=rangersean link=board=relationships;num=1076523077;start=20#20 date=02/14/04 at 16:33:11]You mean you DON'T have an erection?[/quote]
The version I got once was "Is that a hardon?" I was sitting in a sauna, and I was draped down over my balls. I actually looked around to see if someone else had a boner.
And I've gotten the "Are you in porn?" (Nope, I got turned down by Playgirl in the 80's though). "Where'd you get that?" is pretty common, as is "Is that all you?"
Never got "Was your Dad black?"
The version I got once was "Is that a hardon?" I was sitting in a sauna, and I was draped down over my balls. I actually looked around to see if someone else had a boner.
And I've gotten the "Are you in porn?" (Nope, I got turned down by Playgirl in the 80's though). "Where'd you get that?" is pretty common, as is "Is that all you?"
Never got "Was your Dad black?"
[quote author=jonb link=board=relationships;num=1076523077;start=20#23 date=02/17/04 at 21:11:42]I've gotten that one too. I'd wear a sign which says
[pre]
IT'S NOT HARD
JUST BIG
[/pre]
but that would probably just get my eyes full of pepper spray.[/quote]
haha.. hang the sign from your cock
[pre]
IT'S NOT HARD
JUST BIG
[/pre]
but that would probably just get my eyes full of pepper spray.[/quote]
haha.. hang the sign from your cock
mindseye: "Will this be on the test?"
"Can we have class outside today?"
"Do we have to know this?"
"Why do they make us take math?"
"Are you gonna collect these problems?"
"I was sick yesterday. Did I miss anything important?"
It will be now.
"Can we have class outside today?"
Can you plug the overhead into a tree?
"Do we have to know this?"
Of course not. I've had dozens of students fail this course.
"Why do they make us take math?"
'Cause they outlawed corporal punishment.
"Are you gonna collect these problems?"
How else am I gonna line my birdcage?
"I was sick yesterday. Did I miss anything important?"
We talked about you the whole time.
shortchanged: Heard a few of the ones already mentioned......and never had them mentioned to me.....
.......but i did once have a girl say "bet you can carry 3 donuts on that"......
.......tried it later and she was right! I'm a big grower and when not "at attention" doubt 1 would have been covered. But 3 was no problem 'cept they split a bit as the holes were too tight.
........anybody here ever try a dozen donuts? If so......don't invite me to your house for coffee and, well.......i'll pass on the donuts!
.......but i did once have a girl say "bet you can carry 3 donuts on that"......
.......tried it later and she was right! I'm a big grower and when not "at attention" doubt 1 would have been covered. But 3 was no problem 'cept they split a bit as the holes were too tight.
........anybody here ever try a dozen donuts? If so......don't invite me to your house for coffee and, well.......i'll pass on the donuts!
you have three legs!!!
:
you can take something of the ground with that monsterschlong!!!
:you can take something of the ground with that monsterschlong!!!
shortchanged: Extremely-huge.........if a true 16" that would be a 3rd leg for sure, or a tippy tripod!
......truth be told, i can buy 10", 11", and maybe even 12" as being out there in the real world. But with all the evidence that even some of the likes of revered porn stars "inflated" their numbers.........i have to take claims of 16" or thereabouts with a grain of salt. Even some on this site have voiced doubt that truly garganuon proportions are highly doubfull.
.........sorry to doubt you, but as if you haven't heard it before......show the pic with a ruler beside it and i'll become a believer.....
[quote author=extremely-huge link=board=relationships;num=1076523077;start=20#36 date=03/02/04 at 07:54:02]you have three legs!!!
:
you can take something of the ground with that monsterschlong!!![/quote]
......truth be told, i can buy 10", 11", and maybe even 12" as being out there in the real world. But with all the evidence that even some of the likes of revered porn stars "inflated" their numbers.........i have to take claims of 16" or thereabouts with a grain of salt. Even some on this site have voiced doubt that truly garganuon proportions are highly doubfull.
.........sorry to doubt you, but as if you haven't heard it before......show the pic with a ruler beside it and i'll become a believer.....
[quote author=extremely-huge link=board=relationships;num=1076523077;start=20#36 date=03/02/04 at 07:54:02]you have three legs!!!
:you can take something of the ground with that monsterschlong!!![/quote]
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