Questions you're totally sick of hearing:

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tomarctus: -

 

[Pecker]

[quote author=tomarctus link=board=relationships;num=1076523077;start=40#40 date=03/02/04 at 17:44:36]Why are you still posting on this Forum?[/quote]



For one thing, no matter how much research some guys do, no matter how many posts and responses they read, no matter how many questions they ask, they still feel like "But what about me?"

We're all uniquely nuts.

Pecker

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.

 

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wristthickxl: well, I've gotten a lot of comments like you guys (how big is it exactly? and "there is no way I can take that") but the one that freaked me out was from a Danish guy. He asked, "Have you had an operation?" When I said no, he didn't believe me..He asked it two other times during the night...Wasn't sure whether to see it as a compliment or an insult...

 

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DieHard9x6: OMG I had totally forgotten -- I went on a date with a divorcee at one point, and the next day she sent me an email saying "Don't take this the wrong way, but...have you had an enlargement?" lol She was sooo cool to be around.

 

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BigMatt1983: did you father win the Kentucky derby?

 

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FieldRatt9: 1. Have you always been that big?

2. Can I touch it?

3. Are you gay?

4. Have you ever cum in your mouth?

and one I read earlier here...

5. Is it real? DUH!!!!

It amazes me how much some people (men/women) pay attention to either my bulge or if I'm at a nude beach how I swing/flop around. I love being nude because it feels great but sometimes it's not worth all the attention.

 

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jlsand:

What the hell? Get that "thing" away from me.

You can't use that can you?


http://www.livejournal.com/users/johnrand/

 

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tripod2004: If you think you're gonna put that thing inside me, you've got another think coming.

Why don't you get down on all fives.

Jesus.

Can you suck it?

...and so on

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

One of the more memorable one in the past eight months was with this single mom, and she took one look and exclaimed "whaddya mean that's soft?!"

Nudist resorts can be trying. One time I was out on the beach, and in not less than ten minutes, one of the "hosts" comes up to me and askes me if I could relax myself, so to speak. The host being female, I politely said I was. To cast aside anymore plausibility, I just took her hand placed it on my dick, which after being in the hot sun, and then touched by a clammy cold hand then did get hard. I never heard a chick gasp like that without my dick inside of her! ;D

 

[Pappy]

I have been asked more than once "What the hell do you have stuffed in your pants?" The answer is always "Me." Some people you have to show what's in there.

The one that gets me the most is "Is that thing real?" No it's not real, can't you see where it glued on??

Or be in the showers and have some asshole holler out "Stand back boys, we don't know how big this things going to get."

 

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HORSEHUNGshowoff: This is amusing and enlightening cause you can tell by the responses which ones are fakes and then the real ones , Two of which come to mind Thumper and Corky , both guys of which I know ................ well the questions I get asked most and I hate are the following
1. Is your father hung like that
2. do you have brothers hung like you
3. can you suck it ?
and the one i HATE Most
IS THAT REAL ? arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The REAL deal

HORSE

 

[UgotMales]

O My God How big is it when its HARD

 

[MuscleJockLA]

What have you been feeding that thing?


Do you burp it when your done?

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

I HATE "where'd you get that?"

But the number one question for me is: "Is it real?"
I know guys ask it facetiously since this question is always followed by them swallowing it, but it is really stupid and annoying (almost as annoying as most of the made-up questions posted on this thread).

 

[Knight-7x6]

"You know what they say about guys with big feet/hairy arms/anything?"

 

[sflatintop]

1. Is that all you?
2. How did it get like that?
3. How big is it? (like they can't feel it in their mouth/hand/ass/whatever&#33
4. Did they forget to water the rest of you?
5. How does a little guy like you end up with that?
6. Do you do porn?
And(overheard on the subway, when I was quite relaxed): If I had a hard-on like that, I wouldn't be showing it off, I would be embarrassed, trying to hide it.

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

SFLatin:

Regarding question 3 -- given your thickness, only the Hollan Tunnel would be unable to feel it...

But I'm with you on "How does a little guy like you end up with that?" Totally annoying.

 

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Admiral Johnson: I've heard 5 most recently. I'm only 5 feet and five inches tall(i'm only 15 though)
People really don't understand about these things. They think you need too be really tall and have big feet or something to have a big penis

 

[Knight-7x6]

"Were you born like that?"

 

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SL55///AMG: "Can I see it?"
"come on, show it to me!" -Response: Show me your cunt then bitch.